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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5652 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
