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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4808 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!