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Crazy Dick Minecraft SMP

questionable decisions, dating risks, advice column, controversial choices, unconventional relationships

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP server out there? Join us for a rollercoaster of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your sanity (and your life choices)!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.

So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

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SlimCraft: BrainyBlocks & HappyPixels

energy resources, mood improvement, SlimCraft, obesity risks, brain signaling

join our server and lose weight by mining diamonds! the more you mine, the more weight you lose! we have magical glucose blocks that tell your brain when you need more energy, so you’ll never run out of stamina while fighting off creepers and zombies. plus, the more you play, the happier you’ll be! it’s like a workout for your brain and your body. so come join us and get fit while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world!

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BlockyBedroomAntics

dangerous sexual experiences, questionable decisions, risky encounters, risky situations, BlockyBedroomAntics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to live life on the edge and take risks that you never thought possible in a virtual world. Our server is filled with secret underground clubs where players engage in scandalous activities that would make even the Ender Dragon blush.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server you’ll be constructing wild party mansions and underground dungeons filled with secrets that will make your friends gasp in shock.

So if you’re ready to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft and experience the riskiest adventures of your virtual life, then join our server today. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless someone screenshots it and posts it on Reddit.

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NoobNoTouchy

Caution, learning the hard way, risky behavior, risky ventures, Valuable insights

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Creeper King who farts explosive TNT blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage cousin, the Ender Llama, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by teleporting them to random locations.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with danger, chaos, and plenty of laughs, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

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Mommy Mayhem Minecraft

parental instincts, maternal instincts, survival instincts, risky decisions, mother-child relationship

join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

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Landmark Legends

Language, Development, Performance, Directions, Quantity

yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join dis madness! we got boys aged 3 to 10 who be slayin’ it givin’ directions like pros, ain’t no girls gonna mess with them! but don’t worry, girls be holdin’ their own too, ain’t no gender differences gonna stop ’em from droppin’ dem sick directions!

we got landmarks for days, turns for weeks, and quality direction-giving words flowin’ like a waterfall of awesomeness. you wanna be part of dis epic adventure, trust me, you ain’t gonna find nothin’ like it anywhere else. so come on, join da fun, and let’s get lost in da world of Minecraft together!

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Hermit Ruins: Where semi-vanilla survival meets ancient whitelisted shenanigans for 16+ players!

meets, Vanilla Plus, quality of life, new world, application

Hermit Ruins Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Friendly People	All members are kind, mature, and welcoming of all people. We have a nice relaxed environment where everyone is welcome to be themselves.
Vanilla Plus	We have a small selection of handpicked datapacks that add QoL changes. No game-breaking plugins like land claiming or pay to win ranks.
Mature Community	It is a whitelisted server, ensuring a safe place for all people. Members must be at least 16 years of age and mature.
Redstone Ready	Server is running on 1.21 Fabric, optimized for Redstone contraptions. No laggy machines that crash the server.
Easy Connectivity	The server is up 24/7, mods not required but Simple Voice Chat is recommended for better communication.
Fun	Community projects, game nights, and server-wide events. All are welcome to participate!

FAQ

How do I join?

To join, click here to join the Discord server. Fill out a short application and read the rules.

Can I use mods on the server?

No mods are required to join, but Simple Voice Chat is recommended for better communication.

What age group is allowed on the server?

Members must be at least 16 years of age and mature.

Are there any game-breaking plugins on the server?

No, the server only has handpicked datapacks for QoL changes. No land claiming or pay to win ranks.

TummyRubs Minecraft Server

belly rubs, indulgence, Contentment, rubs tummy, Animals

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a dancing panda wearing a top hat and monocle, who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings a heavenly tune and a rainbow appears in the sky. Plus, if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! rubs tummy

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Minecraft server: /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Fun

FINAL, FANTASY, Minecraft, xivg, Casual CC Sync Meetup

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated chaos and shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have in-game events that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a Chocobo while battling a Pokkur? Now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign. You’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our meetups are legendary. Picture this: a meetup at the top of a ship, surrounded by wolves and dynamis. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy novel, but with more creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pixelated blocks in your dreams.

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CashCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft, happiness research, Happiness, Financial Stability

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Do you wish you could just buy your way to happiness in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and experience the joy of throwing stacks of emeralds at your problems until they disappear. Who needs therapy when you can just buy your way to happiness in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the more money you spend on the server, the luckier your drops will be. So come on, join us and let the riches rain down upon you!

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