Risks MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DrunkWifeRescueCraft

Risks, Safety, Support, relationships, Risk

Looking for a Minecraft server that values safety above all else? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that you will never be more than a 30-second sprint away from your virtual kids! Just like this responsible parent in Australia, we prioritize the well-being of our players, even if it means missing out on a night of fun and drinks.

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly monitoring your kids in-game, making sure they don’t get into any virtual trouble. We may not be helicopter parents, but we sure know how to keep a close eye on our little blocky adventurers.

And don’t worry about leaving your kids unattended on our server – it’s against the rules! Just like this dedicated parent, we believe in being there to pick them up every time they fall (or get attacked by a Creeper).

So come join us on the most responsible Minecraft server out there, where the only risk you’ll be taking is whether to build your house out of wood or stone. And remember, always have an umbrella handy, even if it’s just raining in-game!

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TridentFlicks: Dive into Danger!

Platform, malware, downsides, illegal content, internet safety

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle evil mobs with enchanted weapons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, you read that right)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win epic loot. And don’t worry about safety concerns or legal implications, because on our server, anything goes (as long as you’re not griefing or stealing, of course).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, go cluck somewhere else)!

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PixelPounders WeightLoss Bonanza

condition, #WeightLoss, weight loss, health, Diagnosis

join our epic minecraft server and lose weight while you play! our special weight-loss jabs are infused into the game, making you shed pounds while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. but be warned, some players have reported a side effect of temporary blindness, adding an extra challenge to your gaming experience. with our exclusive semaglutide injections, you’ll be four times more likely to be diagnosed with optic nerve disease, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay. join now and see the pounds melt away as your vision fades into darkness. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else!

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Fire & Folly Minecraft

climate change, PRIMARY, Global, Risks, Minecraft

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like literally lit cuz fire be everywhere! We got fire spreading like crazy, just like my mixtape 🔥🔥🔥 And climate change be making things even crazier, with wind blowing stuff around and pests causing chaos. Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate survival challenge, where you gotta dodge fireballs and fight off crazy creatures. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join the fun and see if you can survive the fiery madness! 🌋🔥🔥🔥 #SurvivalOfTheLitest #MinecraftMayhem

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BlockBusterDangers

vigilance, cautionary tales, Realism, survival skills, reality check

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie come to life! We’ve got all the dangerous things that movies get right, and you better believe you should take them seriously on our server.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding action like dodging exploding creepers, navigating treacherous lava pits, and battling evil mobs that are straight out of a horror film. But don’t worry, we’ve also got plenty of comedic relief in the form of derpy chickens and mischievous pigs that will keep you laughing as you try to survive.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, have a dance-off with a skeleton, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the Ender Dragon? Trust us, you won’t find a more exhilarating Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the madness today!

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VaxxedMomsCraft: No C-Sections, No Stress!

Prevention, Complications, hypertension, health, vaccination

join dis epic minecraft server where pregnant women who have been vaccinated against covid-19 are less likely to have a caesarean section or experience hypertension, just like in dis study! our server is like a magical vaccine that protects u from all da bad stuff in da game. we evaluated da effectiveness of COVID vaccinations for pregnant women and found dat dey had increased risks associated with da virus, but not on our server! come join us and have a safe and healthy pregnancy in Minecraft land. who knew vaccines could be so lit in a blocky world? come build, survive, and thrive with us!

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BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft

hand preference, weaning, Patients, Communication, cognitive abilities

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into the brain of a newborn baboon. but get this, the baboon is like super smart and knows which hand it’s gonna use to talk to other baboons once it grows up. and like, this server is all about exploring the brain anatomy of these baby baboons and predicting their future communication skills.

but wait, there’s more! as you navigate through the baboon brain, you start to unlock secret powers that you can use in the game. like, you can control the weather with just a flick of your virtual finger or summon a herd of zombie pigs to do your bidding. it’s like a crazy adventure inside a baboon’s brain, but with a minecraft twist.

plus, there’s this whole subplot about using your newfound knowledge to help brain surgery patients. like, you can use your baboon brain skills to minimise the risks of post-operative aphasia and become a hero in the virtual world. so, if you’re ready for a wild ride through the minds of baby baboons and want to save the day with your brain surgery expertise, then this server is the place to be. join now and let the baboon brain games begin!

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MooCraft

health, Benefits, agriculture, pasteurization, moocraft

Are you tired of living in a world where raw milk is frowned upon? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire village dedicated to the glorious consumption of raw milk! Join us and experience the thrill of milking cows with your bare hands and chugging that sweet, unpasteurized goodness straight from the udder.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Join their ranks and fight epic battles against evil mobs while wearing nothing but a suit made entirely of diamonds.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the raw milk-fueled adventures begin!

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BananaCave Adventures: Spelunking Edition

Underground, Risks, tourism, extreme sports, cave diving

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we ask the hard-hitting questions like, “Should we ban spelunking?” Well, on our server, we say NO WAY! In fact, we encourage all players to embrace their inner cave explorer and dig deep into the earth for hidden treasures and dangerous adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant rainbow sheep. Join forces with these majestic creatures and fight off hordes of evil mobs in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a flying pig into the sunset. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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Bladecube

WIN, Fight, Bladecube, Anarchy, Risks

If you want to take risks, fight and win, then you are here

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