Risk MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Coach Chaos

coaches, athlete rights, survey, athlete abuse, Crafty

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna play some minecraft, build some sick houses, mine some diamonds, ya know? but then BAM, your coach comes in and starts yellin at you like you’re in the olympics or somethin. well, on this server, that ain’t gonna happen, cuz we don’t play that abusive supervision crap here.

we welcome all players, no matter if you’re a pro builder or just starting out. and get this, we even have special events for athletes with disabilities, so everyone can join in on the fun.

plus, if you’re into team sports, we got your back. no more gettin yelled at for not scoring that goal or missing that shot. on this server, we celebrate all achievements, big or small.

so come join us, where the only thing you’ll be supervising is your own epic builds. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy ride.

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FestParkPass Minecraft Server

group, FestParkPass, Fairness, Server, seatbelt

Join our EPIC Minecraft server where we SQUEEZE six players into one car! Forget about safety and logic, we’re all about the thrill of breaking the rules!

Our SUV can only fit five players, but who cares? Let’s CRAM four people in the back without seatbelts because saving $50 on a parking pass is totally worth it! Who needs laws when you can have FUN, amirite?

Don’t be a party pooper like the OP in this story, come join us and live life on the edge! We don’t care about tickets or safety, we just want to have a wild time in Minecraft! Plus, we have unemployed players who will do anything to save a few bucks, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s see how many players we can fit in a single car! It’s gonna be a bumpy, law-breaking, seatbelt-less adventure that you’ll never forget!

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BillionaireDeathDay – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, uncertainty, fear, Dilemma, Risk

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe this crazy Minecraft SMP I just joined! It’s like, so lit, you have to join ASAP! Like, they’re giving away 1 BILLION DOLLARS to anyone who joins, but get this, if you say yes, you’ll find out when you’re gonna die! How insane is that?! But like, who cares about that when you could be rolling in dough, am I right? Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and you have to solve riddles to get in. It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! And the best part is, there’s a secret society of llamas that control the whole server. I heard they can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of emeralds. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #treasurehunt #billiondollarclub 🤑🦙💰

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SleepyCraft – Rest & Respawn!

Risk, study, seven to nine hours, research, respawn

hey u! ya u! r u tired of not gettin enuf sleep? well u should join our minecraft server cuz we guarantee u will be so addicted u will never sleep again! we got crazy adventures, like fightin dragons and buildin giant castles made of cheese! plus, did u know that playin minecraft actually makes u live longer? it’s true! join our server and u will live forever! so what r u waitin for? join now and say goodbye to sleep forever!

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MomGuilt Minecraft Server

Guilt, liens, home, equity, care

Are you tired of feeling guilty for inheriting your parents’ home and trying to do the right thing? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky liens or IRS issues. No need to worry about nasty comments from family members – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

With over 30k invested in the property and 3+ years of mortgage payments, you deserve a break. Join us and let your creativity run wild without any guilt trips! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

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DrinkCraft: AITA?

BETRAYAL, relationship, champagne, late nights, Girlfriend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sobriety as seriously as a creeper taking down your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is perfect for those looking to kick back, relax, and build their dream world without the temptation of alcohol. Just like how our players build epic castles, you can build a sober life with us.

But beware, one sip of that virtual Minecraft beer and you might trigger a virtual relapse! Our players take their sobriety so seriously, they’ll mine you into oblivion if they catch you with a pixelated pint.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon! #BlockSoberNotDrunk #MinecraftSobrietyGoals

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GF-FREE-FRAT-PARTY

Party, GFFREEFRATPARTY, Risk, high school, Girlfriend

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and fights like the one between this college dude and his high school girlfriend over frat parties!

Join us and build your own virtual frat party where everyone is safe and having a blast without any risk of assault or danger. Our parties are so lit, even the creepers are dancing!

We understand the struggle of wanting to make your girlfriend happy but also wanting to keep her safe. That’s why on our server, you can take her to all the non-frat parties she desires without any drama or silent treatments.

Plus, if she changes her mind last minute, it’s no big deal because on our server, everyone is always down to party – whether it’s with friends from other colleges or just hanging out at a teammate’s virtual apartment.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons, not with your significant other over frat parties. Let’s party like it’s block-1999!

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Crafty Kids Club

rapid speech, Texting, club, mental health, Technology

so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be ready for a wild ride, bro. like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to use it as a slide to get to the treasure at the bottom. it was, like, so epic, dude.

and, like, if you join our server, you’ll become, like, a super hero or something. you’ll have powers beyond your wildest dreams. like, you’ll be able to fly on a pig or shoot fireballs out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

plus, like, all the players on our server are, like, super cool and funny. they’ll make you laugh so hard that you’ll forget all your worries. it’s, like, therapy but better, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience things you never thought possible, then join our minecraft server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made.

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Titanic Craft 1.21.2

Drinking, binge drinking, health, alcohol poisoning, emergency

Join this epic Minecraft server where you can build a virtual liver to handle all the alcohol you consume! We have virtual doctors who can save you from alcohol poisoning in-game. Plus, you can mine for virtual beer and wine to keep the party going! Don’t worry about real-life consequences, just come get drunk and build some crazy stuff with us!

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Farmers vs. HPAIV: Risk Perception & Biosecurity

bird flu, qualitative research, poultry industry, Risk, biosecurity

so, like, u know how chickens can be, like, super sketchy sometimes? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! our chickens are actually undercover agents for the government, trying to stop the spread of HPAIV (that’s high pathogenic avian influenza for all u non-scientific peeps).

join our server and help us protect the world from this deadly virus! but be warned, the chickens are not to be trusted. they may look cute and innocent, but they are actually plotting against us. it’s a real-life chicken conspiracy, and only you can stop it!

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of farm management in the face of a global pandemic. who knew minecraft could be so intense? join us now and show those chickens who’s boss!

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