are you feeling lonely? do you forget where you put your diamonds in minecraft? well, do we have the server for you! join us and never feel lonely again, because our community is so tight knit, you’ll never forget where you put your diamonds! we have potions that will make you feel like you’re surrounded by friends, even when you’re mining alone. forget about age-related memory loss, because on our server, you’ll never forget a thing! join us now and say goodbye to loneliness and memory loss forever!
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MemoryCraft: Forget Loneliness, Join Us!
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BlockyBedSurprises
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!Join our server and experience the thrill of trying out new things in bed…I mean, in Minecraft! From building a giant bedrock fortress to battling mobs in your pajamas, the possibilities are endless. Who knew that mining for diamonds could be so exhilarating when you’re wearing a comfy onesie?
So why wait? Join our server now and discover the unexpected joys of Minecraft in bed…I mean, in our server! Just be prepared for some wild and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing (and maybe blushing) for days.
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ExWifeTravelBanCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun awaits!Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner who had to deal with a disappearing ex-wife and custody battles. But don’t worry, there’s no custody battles here, just friendly competitions and building challenges!
Explore our vast world and build your dream creations, whether it’s a majestic castle or a wacky rollercoaster. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure like our owner did when he found out his ex-wife was actually a long-lost princess from a faraway land (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
So come join us and let your imagination run wild on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!
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GardenGrief Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s gardening adventures? Look no further! Our server is like a bee’s nest of excitement, with raised planting beds, vegetable gardens, and native pollinator plants galore!Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual bees and wasps as you navigate through our buzzing landscapes. Don’t worry, we don’t provide EpiPens in-game, so you’ll have to rely on your quick reflexes to survive.
And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a rare zucchini or two hidden among the flowers. Just be sure to watch out for the virtual pollen allergies – we hear they can be quite deadly!
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of gardening, Minecraft-style. Just remember, if you see a bee, don’t bother it – or you might end up with a virtual sting!
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Press2Win or Die
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pressing buttons is a way of life! Join us for a chance to press buttons that will either make you a Minecraft millionaire or send you to the respawn screen in the most epic way possible.Imagine the thrill of pressing a button and suddenly being showered in diamonds and gold blocks, only to turn around and see a herd of zombie pigmen charging at you because you accidentally triggered a mob spawner.
But hey, that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with hidden buttons that could lead you to secret treasure rooms, unleash a horde of angry chickens, or even transport you to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of creepers.
So come on, take a chance and press that button. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server or die a hilarious death that will be talked about for generations. The choice is yours, but where’s the fun in playing it safe? Join us now and let the button pressing madness begin!
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CraftyDementiaRiskMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant antidepressant pills to cure diabetic neuropathy in our diverse community of players! but watch out, cuz if you use them too long, you might start forgetting where you put your diamonds and end up with dementia like the old folks on our server. join now for a 30-50% higher chance of forgetting where you logged off!
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Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!
Avalon Nations SMP Overview
Features Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps Nations given territory on map Teaming with other nations allowed World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles Cracked server for all players to join FAQ
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU
Q: Can I team up with other nations?
A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.
Q: How often does the world border shrink?
A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.
Q: Is the server cracked?
A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.
Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?
A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.
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BabyCreeperCancerRisk
yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where the ambient heat during pregnancy is linked to an increased risk of childhood cancer? well, this server is so lit that even unborn babies are getting in on the action! join us for a chance to mine and craft your way to victory while dodging cancerous creepers and fiery lava pits. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge.
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ManVsBearSurvival
join dis server if u wanna avoid bears cuz we got a bear repellent plugin dat makes dem run away in fear. but watch out for da players, dey can be even scarier dan da bears! come join us and see if u can survive da madness and mayhem of our wild and wacky world. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery just waiting to be discovered. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and see if u have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!
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LoisCraftInsured
so, like, u know how lois lane is always getting into trouble with superman and stuff? well, imagine if she had a minecraft server to escape all that craziness! like, she could build a fortress to protect herself from all the villains and stuff. and, like, she could have a pet creeper to blow up anyone who tries to mess with her. plus, she could team up with other players and go on epic quests to save the world from evil. it would be, like, the ultimate escape for lois lane. so, like, if u wanna join her on this crazy adventure, come join our server and let’s have some fun!