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  • DrunkWifeRescueCraft

    DrunkWifeRescueCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values safety above all else? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that you will never be more than a 30-second sprint away from your virtual kids! Just like this responsible parent in Australia, we prioritize the well-being of our players, even if it means missing out on a night of fun and drinks.

    Join us and experience the thrill of constantly monitoring your kids in-game, making sure they don’t get into any virtual trouble. We may not be helicopter parents, but we sure know how to keep a close eye on our little blocky adventurers.

    And don’t worry about leaving your kids unattended on our server – it’s against the rules! Just like this dedicated parent, we believe in being there to pick them up every time they fall (or get attacked by a Creeper).

    So come join us on the most responsible Minecraft server out there, where the only risk you’ll be taking is whether to build your house out of wood or stone. And remember, always have an umbrella handy, even if it’s just raining in-game!

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  • Pandemic FarmCraft

    Pandemic FarmCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out their eyes! Our farm game is so intense, it’s like a pandemic of fun up in here! Forget about those basic servers, come join us and risk catching a case of EID (Emerging Infectious Disease) from all the wild animals we got runnin’ around. It’s a risk worth takin’ for the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Let’s get farming, y’all! 🐷🚀🐮💥

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  • CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

    CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers
    haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

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  • DiabeticCraft: Where Health and Happiness Collide

    DiabeticCraft: Where Health and Happiness Collide
    come join our epic minecraft server, where we cure type 1 diabetes with the power of building blocks! our magical world will make all your worries disappear, just like how we make diabetes vanish! build your way to happiness and leave those mood and anxiety disorders in the dust! trust us, our server is the cure you never knew you needed! join now and let the healing begin!

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  • TrumpCraft: IranPlotBoosted

    TrumpCraft: IranPlotBoosted
    so like, this server is so safe, even trump would feel secure here! like, we had to boost security because iran was tryna take him out in minecraft, can u believe it? but like, don’t worry, we got his back. come join our server and be protected from all the crazy plots out there. plus, we have the best parties, like, way better than the white house. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!

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  • DangerCraft Minecraft Server

    DangerCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living life on the edge with boring, safe activities? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of danger in a pixelated world like never before!

    Our server is so wild, even the sheep have a thirst for adventure. They’ll challenge you to epic parkour races and if you lose, they’ll shear off all your clothes! But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got confidence, right?

    We’ve also got a secret underground dungeon where the creepers throw wild parties and the skeletons have dance-offs. Think you can keep up with their killer moves? Join the server and find out!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as dangerous as it is hilarious, join our server now! Just remember, safety is for noobs.

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  • BabyBlockers: Forget-Me-Not

    BabyBlockers: Forget-Me-Not
    hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can build ur own empire, fight dragons, and ride unicorns!

    but wait, there’s more! did u know that joining our server can actually improve ur memory and cognitive skills? that’s right, forget about dementia cuz this server will keep ur brain sharp and ready for anything!

    not only that, but studies have shown that playing on our server can increase ur chances of having a successful pregnancy and avoiding infertility. so come on down and start building ur dream world while also improving ur health and fertility!

    what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

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  • PreggoCraft: Not Safe for Kids!

    PreggoCraft: Not Safe for Kids!
    so, like, this server is like totally not safe for kids and preggos, but that just means it’s gonna be a wild ride for the rest of us, amirite? like, who wants to play on a server that’s all safe and boring? not us, that’s for sure.

    join this server if you wanna live life on the edge, man. we’ve got lava pits everywhere, creeper explosions happening every five seconds, and a secret underground dungeon full of zombie pigmen. it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

    plus, the admin once fought off a horde of ender dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. true story. if that’s not a reason to join this server, then i don’t know what is.

    so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. just remember, if it’s “unsafe for children and pregnant mothers,” it’s probably gonna be a blast for the rest of us.

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  • QuitBeforeWinBigCraft

    QuitBeforeWinBigCraft
    So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BAM! You find, like, a diamond block the size of your head! And then, out of nowhere, a herd of rainbow llamas start dancing around you, giving you all the diamonds you could ever want!

    But wait, there’s more! You stumble upon a secret cave filled with flying pigs that shoot out golden apples! And if that’s not enough, there’s a hidden village where the villagers trade enchanted weapons for cookies!

    And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken boss spawns in the center of the map, challenging players to an epic battle for the chance to win a magical feather that grants wishes!

    So, like, if you want to experience all this craziness and more, then, like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, dude! It’s, like, the most epic and insane server out there! You’ll never want to leave, I swear!

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  • IceMeltdownCraft

    IceMeltdownCraft
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the place for u! we got a whole storyline where u gotta save the melting sea ice from making the northwest passage too dangerous. like, u gotta build ice castles and fight off evil polar bears who are tryna melt the ice faster. it’s a wild ride, but hey, someone’s gotta do it, right? join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous way possible!

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