NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition
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hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!
on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!
not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.
so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

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Dad’s Age Down Syndrome Risk
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hey u, ya u reading dis, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be like “whaaaaat?!”
so get dis, if ur dad is like super old or super young, u got a higher chance of gettin a kid with down syndrome. crazy right?! but like, don’t worry bout dat, just join our server and u gonna have a blast!
we got like, diamond armor for days, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell dad jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of endless cake. yea, we got dat too.
so what u waitin for? come join our server and let’s make some memories together. and remember, age ain’t nothin but a number, especially in minecraft. let’s get crafty, my dudes!

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TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition
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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).
we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.
plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

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SisterSaverCraft
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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Need a break from real-life family drama like dealing with former stepdads who blame you for everything? Look no further!
On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build to your heart’s content. No judgment here for studding your virtual clothing or dressing in dark colors – in fact, we encourage it! Let your imagination run wild as you create your own unique world.
And if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action, we’ve got you covered. Take on daring challenges like climbing to the top of our virtual jungle gym and see if you can make it without falling (spoiler alert: it’s not as easy as it looks). Just be sure to watch out for any hyperactive siblings who might try to scare you mid-climb!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even save a virtual sibling from a fall and earn the title of hero in our wacky online world!

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Baby Block Busters
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come join our epic minecraft server where the chance of being born with a major heart defect is 0% because we have magical healing powers that protect you from all harm! our server is like a virtual IVF clinic but instead of babies, we birth epic minecraft warriors who will conquer all the land! join us and be part of the most unique gaming experience you’ll ever have, where the only risk is having too much fun!

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Loot Lottery Madness
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LOLZ, u ever feel like u won the lottery when u find a sick Minecraft server? well, dis server is like hitting the jackpot every time u log on! we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyeballs pop outta ur head, like seriously, we had to ban eyeball retrieval services cuz they were gettin overwhelmed.
Not only dat, but we got mobs dat will make u question ur sanity. we got creepers doin the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just bein zombies. but trust me, u ain’t never seen mobs like dis before.
And don’t even get me started on our community events. we once had a pig race dat turned into a full-on piggy olympics. pigs doin hurdles, pigs doin synchronized swimming, pigs doin interpretive dance. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join our server and experience the thrill of winning the Minecraft lottery every single day. just remember to hold onto ur eyeballs, cuz they might just pop out again.

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Caution: Enter at your own risk! EVO CIVS – Where semi-vanilla meets chaos and roleplay

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WELCOME TO EVO CIVS

Looking for a unique geopolitical server to immerse yourself in? Want a world where your contributions matter and last? Ready to join a community that evolves and adapts over time?

EVO CIVS is the server for you! EVO CIVS offers a persistent world where technological eras evolve over time, driven entirely by player actions. It’s designed for those who thrive in nation-building, alliances, and engaging in dynamic, player-driven worldbuilding without top-down admin interference. Features:

A 7k x 7k claimable world where builds and claims are protected.
Elytra and Nether travel are disabled to encourage land-based travel and infrastructure like roads, canals, and rails.
Player nations engage in diplomacy, war, trade, and alliances, with unique governmental structures and opportunities to grow in power.
A welcoming community for worldbuilding, including writing, building, and more!

FAQ:

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No Towny	Claims are player-driven and admin-moderated.
Custom crafting recipes	and roleplay enhancements keep gameplay fresh while maintaining the semi-vanilla experience.
Strict rules	against toxic behavior, racism, and derogatory statements.

Join a vibrant world where nations rise and fall, and where your actions shape the future of the server. The application process is open to the community, so don’t hesitate—people are always willing to help!

Server Information

Game Version: JAVA 1.21-1.21.1
Age Requirement: 14+
Discord: https://discord.gg/evocivs (Join to apply!)

RocketVillage Minecraft Server
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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Scooby Snack Risk for Biscuit
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Yo, listen up fam! This server is like Scooby Snacks for your Minecraft cravings, except instead of snacks, we got epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! Imagine Shaggy and the gang trying to convince Scooby to risk it for the biscuit, that’s basically what we’re doing here.
Join us and embark on wild quests, slay dragons, build insane structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of creepers waiting to blow you up, who knows?).
So, if you’re down for some Scooby Snack level shenanigans and want to risk it all for the biscuit, then this server is the place to be. Let’s get this party started, yo!

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