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SlimCraft Minecraft Server
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WegovyCraft: Lose weight, not hearts!
LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server, where we got weight-loss drugs dat magically make COVID disappear! YASSS, you heard right, take a dose of Wegovy and BAM, no more COVID deaths fo’ you! Plus, dis drug also reduces da risk of heart attack and stroke, so you can mine and craft all day without worryin’ bout yo health. Ain’t dat just amazeballs? So what you waitin’ for? Join dis server now and start poppin’ dem weight-loss pills like there’s no tomorrow! #wegovy4lyfe #minecraftmagic
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CraftySlimHeart – Gaming for a healthier heart!
come join our epic minecraft server where u can lose weight just by playing! our magical world will make u shed those pounds faster than a creeper exploding! after just six months of playing, u’ll be down 29 kg and feeling like a brand new steve. plus, if u had type 2 diabetes before joining, it’ll be in remission faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.” so come on over and start crafting ur way to a healthier heart and a happier u!
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BlockyVirusSafeHQ
so, liek, u kno how covid is all up in the air n stuff? well, dis server is da cure! we got magical HVAC systems dat make da air clean AF. like, u can breathe easy knowin u aint gonna catch dat rona here. join us n be safe from dem nasty particles floatin around. plus, we got unicorns n rainbows n all dat good stuff. so come on, join us for a wild ride on dis epic minecraft server!
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NightDriveNoCrew
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where first-year drivers are banned from driving late at night with two or more passengers. But wait, there’s more! This ban isn’t just for safety reasons, it’s because these drivers are actually zombies in disguise! That’s right, you’ll have to navigate the treacherous roads and avoid getting eaten by undead drivers while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Join us now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
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VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID
join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.
come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!
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MinecraftMedDietCraze
Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like eatin’ a Mediterranean diet for ur brain, ya feel me? Like, if u wanna reduce ur risk of bein’ a total noob and forgettin’ where u put ur diamonds, dis server is da place to be!We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!
Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!
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CycleCraft: Pedal to Health!
come join our epic minecraft server where we ride bikes all day long and become immortal beings with no cancer and super strong hearts! we have the most lit bike trails that will make you feel like you’re flying through the air like a majestic eagle. plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never feel sad or lonely again. come pedal your way to eternal life and happiness on our server!
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MediCraft: Beat the Odds!
join our epic minecraft server and u will have a 99% lower risk of getting creepered in the face by a zombie! our server is like a mediterranean diet for ur gaming soul, reducing ur risk of virtual death by 32%! plus, if u follow our server rules, u will have a 60% lower chance of dying from heart attacks caused by intense gaming sessions. so come join us and level up ur survival skills while living longer in the virtual world!
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CraftyCancerPreventer
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also wanted to lose weight and prevent cancer at the same time? well, this server is like a magical pill that does all that for u! join now and u will be losing weight faster than a creeper explodes! plus, u will be preventing cancer like a pro! who knew playing minecraft could be so healthy and fun at the same time? come join us and start your journey to a healthier and blockier life!