our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.
come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!
We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!
Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!
You’ll be so addicted, you won’t even remember those girls’ names. And who needs a 3rd season when you can have endless fun building, exploring, and surviving in our crazy world? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional but lovable family.
So ditch the drama and join us for some epic Minecraft madness! Who needs love when you have diamonds, amirite?
Just like evicting toxic family members from your life, you can evict pesky creepers and zombies from your Minecraft world. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and create your own story without any interference from entitled family members.
And just like taking control of your own destiny, take control of your Minecraft world by becoming the ultimate ruler. Kick out any unwanted guests (looking at you, Endermen) and claim your rightful throne as the king or queen of your domain.
So come join us on our server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer – all without having to deal with any entitled family members trying to mooch off of you. See you in the Minecraft world, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of yourself!
Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate government shutdown, where the only way to survive is by building epic fortresses and hiding from your DEI hire colleagues. Will you be able to navigate the chaos and emerge victorious in this wacky world of bureaucratic mayhem?
So come on down to our server and witness the madness unfold. Who knows, you might even discover a secret government conspiracy or two along the way. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even a vacation courtesy of your coworkers!
if u wanna see some real tough guys who can still kick butt even with a crutch, then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got soldiers hoppin around and still slayin zombies like it aint no thang.
come join the fun and see if u got what it takes to survive in our crazy world where even the injured can be heroes! plus, we got free crutches for all new players, so u can fit right in with our army of badasses.
dont miss out on the action, join now and show off your skills in the most insane minecraft server ever!
our server is so lit, even elon musk would want to join. we have epic battles with evil creepers and zombie chickens.
one time, steve accidentally turned into a unicorn and rode off into the sunset. it was wild, man.
join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.
also, did we mention we have a secret underground disco party for all our players? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!
Everyone come to the server There are Donations pvp Auction Quests titles freebie Buyer You can even see player statistics and modes Survival and Events BedWars SkyWars MurderMyster Come in I’m waiting for everyone!
greendragon.qwertyx.xyz:25834
| Version | Semi-vanilla {datapacks} {1.21.4} |
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| Description | A friendly Minecraft server with hand-picked datapacks for an enhanced survival experience. |
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A: No, this server uses datapacks for additional features but does not allow mods.
A: No, griefing is not allowed to ensure a safe and fun environment for all players.
A: Yes, there are active admins on the server to assist players and ensure smooth operation.
A: No, the server does not support pay-to-win mechanics, ensuring fairness for all players.
A: Yes, the server runs occasional events like build contests and scavenger hunts to keep things fun and engaging.
We’ve got crazy mods, like flying pigs and exploding chickens, to keep you on your toes. Plus, our community is filled with the weirdest and wildest players you’ll ever meet.
Forget about the real world falling apart, come join us in this virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
Join our server and meet the family of one of our players, who is half Chinese and ready to introduce you to her relatives. Experience the thrill of meeting her grandfather, who may have forgotten her as his grandchild but will still welcome you with open arms (hopefully)!
Not only will you get to explore the wonders of China on our server, but you’ll also have the opportunity to bond with your fellow players, just like the player’s boyfriend and his brother. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get reimbursed for global entry fees and have all your expenses covered by generous parents (in-game currency, of course).
But beware, our server is not just about family – it’s also about adventure! Get ready for a tourist-oriented trip like no other, where you’ll see the best of China and maybe even visit a great-great-uncle in the hospital (just kidding, we don’t have hospitals in Minecraft).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the drama, the tension, and the ungrateful mutterings of players who just can’t appreciate all the hard work put in by their in-game families. It’s a trip you’ll never forget (until you log off, that is)!