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LootBoxLlamaCraft
so like, u know how u keep spending all ur diamonds on loot boxes and then u have nothing left for ur pickaxe? well guess what, this server is the answer to all ur problems! apparently, if u have autistic traits, u won’t overspend on loot boxes. so basically, join this server if u wanna save ur diamonds and still have a lit time mining and building. plus, we have this one player who built a whole castle out of dirt blocks and it’s actually pretty epic. so come join us and let ur autistic traits protect u from loot box overspending! -
MinecraftMedDiet – No IBD or Creeper Attacks!
come join our epic minecraft server where we only serve mediterranean diets to keep you healthy and strong! western diets are so last season, they give you IBD and colorectal cancer, ew! but on our server, you’ll be protected from all that nonsense. our virtual mediterranean diet will make you invincible against cardiovascular disease, IBD, and type 2 diabetes. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the healthiest minecraft player in the world! -
CraftyNightEats
join our epic minecraft server where we do not believe in eating past 8 p.m. because apparently it causes depression and anxiety. we take our mealtimes very seriously and if you dare to eat a late dinner, you will be banished to the land of sad pandas. but fear not, for our server is filled with magical creatures and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. plus, our shift workers are always on the lookout for new recruits to help them defeat the evil night creatures that roam the land. so come join us and experience the thrill of battling monsters while following a strict dinner schedule. who knew mealtime could be so important in minecraft? -
CraftyHeartGainers
join our epic minecraft server and u will never have to worry about gaining weight again! our pixelated world is filled with magical foods that actually make u lose weight in real life! eat as many virtual cakes and cookies as u want, and watch the pounds melt away! plus, if u play on our server for at least 100 hours, u will unlock the secret potion of eternal youth, keeping ur heart healthy well into ur 60s and beyond! so what are u waiting for? join now and start ur journey to a healthier, happier u! -
VitD_CancerCrushers
come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮 -
CraftyCreeperPub
so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is like the holy grail of minecraft servers, like fr. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can speak french, and creepers that do the cha cha slide. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with so much bling bling, u gonna need sunglasses just to look at it.but wait, there’s more! our players are like superheroes, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so lit, u gonna make friends for life (or at least until they steal ur diamonds).
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? it’s like coachella, but with more zombies. so what are u waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the ride of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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BorderlineCraft: Boys vs Girls
so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, dude. like, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, gonna blow your mind, man. we got, like, borderline personality and depression stuff goin’ on, but, like, in a totally wacky way.boys and girls are, like, doin’ their thing with borderline traits and depressive symptoms, and it’s, like, predicting stuff two years later. but, like, for girls, it’s all different, man. borderline traits predictin’ future depressive symptoms, but depressive symptoms ain’t predictin’ future borderline traits. it’s, like, a total mind-bender, bro.
so, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster of emotions and predictions, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, the wildest ride of your life. come on, man, don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness. join now and let’s get this party started!
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CreeperLoveCraft: Preventable Deaths & Baby Creepers
so like, u know how minecraft is like, the best game ever right? well, imagine a server where u can like, build ur own baby bump and give birth to lil block babies! but like, watch out cuz there are creepers everywhere tryna blow up ur maternity ward! join our server and experience the thrill of being a pregnant block person in a world full of danger and excitement! plus, u can like, battle ur postpartum depression by fighting off zombies and skeletons with ur trusty diamond sword! it’s like therapy but with more explosions! come join us and see if u have what it takes to survive pregnancy and motherhood in the world of minecraft! -
CardioCraft: UK BioBlox
so like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a whole new world, man.u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.