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Risk Factors

  • SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

    SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

    WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

    SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TubercraftSA: Risky Business

    TubercraftSA: Risky Business

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if you wanna avoid getting TB in South Africa, you should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server! we got magical potions that can protect you from all them nasty germs, like seriously, you’ll be safer here than in a bubble wrap factory! Plus, we got this secret underground bunker where you can hide out if things get real sketchy. Trust me, you don’t wanna mess with TB, but you do wanna mess with this server! Join now and stay safe, my dudes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MetalManiaCraft

    MetalManiaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

    This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

    So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CancerCraft: The Obesity Epidemic

    CancerCraft: The Obesity Epidemic

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we fight cancer with pixelated swords and diamond armor! Our server is so lit, it’s like a virtual hospital for your health, bro!

    We got mobs that represent different types of cancer, like the Creeper Cancer and the Skeleton Sarcoma. You gotta defeat them to unlock special power-ups that boost your health and strength. It’s like chemo, but way more fun!

    Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you lose weight just by playing. Forget the gym, just spend hours mining for diamonds and battling mobs. You’ll be ripped in no time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate cancer-fighting, weight-losing Minecraft warrior! Let’s do this, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DementiaCraft: Forget-Me-Not Server

    DementiaCraft: Forget-Me-Not Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, r u tired of losing ur mind? well come join our minecraft server and u wont have to worry bout that no more! we got so much fun stuff to do u wont even remember why u joined in the first place!

    we got mini-games that will make u forget ur own name, like spleef where u dig out blocks under ur friends feet and watch them fall to their doom! or try our parkour courses that will have u questioning ur own sanity!

    plus, our community is so wacky and wild, u will feel right at home with all the crazies running around. u might even forget u had dementia in the first place!

    so come on down to our minecraft server and leave ur worries behind, cuz who needs a functioning brain when u can have this much fun?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyGunZ: PewPewPoverty

    CraftyGunZ: PewPewPoverty

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows from skeletons! we got disparities seen in unintentional creeper explosions across our virtual states! three factors emerged as significant in predicting unintentional block destruction by state: percent of players wearing diamond armor, below the poverty level of diamonds, and owning pickaxes!

    we got crazy stories like one time a player accidentally set off a TNT trap in their own base and blew up their entire house! but don’t worry, we have grief protection so you can build in peace without worrying about accidental explosions (unless you want to, we won’t judge).

    so come join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and unintentional chaos on our minecraft server! you won’t regret it (unless you blow up your own base, then you might regret it a little).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

    DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

    u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

    imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PesticidePvP: CancerCraft

    PesticidePvP: CancerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, have i got the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like playing minecraft on steroids!

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the trees are made of candy. u can ride on a unicorn and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s like a crazy acid trip, but in minecraft form.

    but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house out of diamonds and gold. u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against other players. u can even summon a giant chicken to do ur bidding. the possibilities are endless!

    so why wait? join this insane minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of ur life. who needs reality when u have a server this epic? come join us and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

    AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

    our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

    join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PreggoCraft420

    PreggoCraft420

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like there’s no tomorrow! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you! why join? well, because on our server, using cannabis during pregnancy actually gives you superpowers! you’ll have high blood pressure? nah, you’ll have high building skills! preeclampsia? more like preepicness! weight gains? who cares when you’re flying around on a dragon! placental complications? pfft, we’ll just build a new one out of diamonds! and gestational diabetes? not on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for gold! so come join us and experience the most lit minecraft server ever! N= 316,722 players can’t be wrong!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP