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MinecraftMedDiet – No IBD or Creeper Attacks!

Attacks, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular disease, chronic diseases, chronic inflammation, colorectal cancer, creeper, diet management, dietary habits, Digestive health, disease prevention, gut health, health conditions, Healthy Eating, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, lifestyle choices, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, MinecraftMedDiet, risk factors, type 2 diabetes, Western diets

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	New Chunks Explored:	52195
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we only serve mediterranean diets to keep you healthy and strong! western diets are so last season, they give you IBD and colorectal cancer, ew! but on our server, you’ll be protected from all that nonsense. our virtual mediterranean diet will make you invincible against cardiovascular disease, IBD, and type 2 diabetes. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the healthiest minecraft player in the world!

CraftyNightEats

8 p.m., Altered Mealtimes, anxiety, circadian rhythm, CraftyNightEats, day shift, depression, Dinner, health effects, Late Eating, meal timing, mental disorders, mental health, mood disorders, occupational health., psychological well-being, research, risk factors, Shift Workers, work schedule, work-related stress

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we do not believe in eating past 8 p.m. because apparently it causes depression and anxiety. we take our mealtimes very seriously and if you dare to eat a late dinner, you will be banished to the land of sad pandas. but fear not, for our server is filled with magical creatures and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. plus, our shift workers are always on the lookout for new recruits to help them defeat the evil night creatures that roam the land. so come join us and experience the thrill of battling monsters while following a strict dinner schedule. who knew mealtime could be so important in minecraft?

CraftyHeartGainers

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

join our epic minecraft server and u will never have to worry about gaining weight again! our pixelated world is filled with magical foods that actually make u lose weight in real life! eat as many virtual cakes and cookies as u want, and watch the pounds melt away! plus, if u play on our server for at least 100 hours, u will unlock the secret potion of eternal youth, keeping ur heart healthy well into ur 60s and beyond! so what are u waiting for? join now and start ur journey to a healthier, happier u!

DepressCraftHaus

Adulthood, Childhood, denmark, DepressCraftHaus, depression, emotional health, long-term effects, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental illness, moving house, population study, psychological well-being, Relocation, residential mobility, risk factors, ses, social economic status, study

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

OMG u guys, did u hear about this cray cray study in Denmark? Apparently, if u move house when ur a lil kiddo, u gonna be more depressed when u grow up. But like, who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server?! We got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base where u can battle zombie villagers. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness happening on this server. So come join us and let’s build a world where depression doesn’t exist, only laughter and epic adventures!

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

CraftyCreeperPub

alcohol consumption, all-cause mortality, cardiovascular disease, chronic kidney disease, CraftyCreeperPub, disease prevention, drinking habits, excessive drinking, health outcomes, health risks, heart health, kidney function, lifestyle choices, long-term effects, moderate consumption, mortality rate, observational study, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, risk factors

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Runes Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is like the holy grail of minecraft servers, like fr. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can speak french, and creepers that do the cha cha slide. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with so much bling bling, u gonna need sunglasses just to look at it.

but wait, there’s more! our players are like superheroes, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so lit, u gonna make friends for life (or at least until they steal ur diamonds).

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? it’s like coachella, but with more zombies. so what are u waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the ride of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BorderlineCraft: Boys vs Girls

adolescent psychology, adolescents, Borderline personality, borderline traits, BorderlineCraft, Boys, comorbidity, depression, depressive symptoms, emotional instability, gender differences, gender-specific differences, Girls, longitudinal study, mental health, mental health outcomes, mood disorders, predictive factors, psychological development, risk factors, teenage mental health

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, dude. like, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, gonna blow your mind, man. we got, like, borderline personality and depression stuff goin’ on, but, like, in a totally wacky way.

boys and girls are, like, doin’ their thing with borderline traits and depressive symptoms, and it’s, like, predicting stuff two years later. but, like, for girls, it’s all different, man. borderline traits predictin’ future depressive symptoms, but depressive symptoms ain’t predictin’ future borderline traits. it’s, like, a total mind-bender, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster of emotions and predictions, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, the wildest ride of your life. come on, man, don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness. join now and let’s get this party started!

CreeperLoveCraft: Preventable Deaths & Baby Creepers

baby, CreeperLoveCraft, CREEPERS, deaths, depression, health problems, healthcare access, intimate partner issues, leading cause of death, maternal health, maternal mortality, mental health, mental health awareness, postpartum, postpartum individuals, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, pregnant individuals, Preventable, risk factors, social support, substance abuse, SUICIDE, University of Michigan researchers

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ores Mined:	9663	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

so like, u know how minecraft is like, the best game ever right? well, imagine a server where u can like, build ur own baby bump and give birth to lil block babies! but like, watch out cuz there are creepers everywhere tryna blow up ur maternity ward! join our server and experience the thrill of being a pregnant block person in a world full of danger and excitement! plus, u can like, battle ur postpartum depression by fighting off zombies and skeletons with ur trusty diamond sword! it’s like therapy but with more explosions! come join us and see if u have what it takes to survive pregnancy and motherhood in the world of minecraft!

CardioCraft: UK BioBlox

adherence, BioBlox, CardioCraft, cardiovascular health, diet, genetic susceptibility, genetics, health, Heart Disease, incident cardiovascular disease, Lifestyle, Long-term Health, nutrition, planetary health diet, Prevention, prospective cohort study, public health, research, risk factors, study, UK Biobank

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	760
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Potions Brewed:	151

so like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a whole new world, man.

u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.

oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.

and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.

so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.

ScratchCraft: Feline Fury

Animal Behavior, behavior modification, cat behavior, cat owners, domestic cats, environmental dynamics, Feline, feline behavior, feline health, fury, individual dynamics, multifactorial approach, pet behavior, pet care, research, risk factors, ScratchCraft, scratching behavior, scratching prevention, social dynamics, stress influences, Stress Management, undesired behavior

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	232
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

come join our wacky minecraft server where we study the scratching habits of domestic cats! we take a multifactorial approach to understand why fluffy just can’t stop scratching up your furniture.

our researchers delve into the individual, environmental, and social dynamics that influence your cat’s scratching behavior. is fluffy stressed out because you forgot to feed him his favorite tuna snack? or maybe he’s just trying to assert his dominance over the neighborhood stray cats.

join us on this wild adventure as we uncover the secrets behind your furry friend’s scratching habits. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about cat psychology while you’re at it. so grab your pickaxe and come scratch that itch for knowledge on our server!

CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

CraftyJewels, Jews, lol, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of hilarious chickens took over the server and started hosting dance parties every night. The sheep started breakdancing, the pigs were doing the worm, and even the creepers were busting out some sick moves. It was a sight to behold! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of ninja llamas. So come join us and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Communication, computers, conspiracy theories, cyborgs, data, Digital, Future, Humanity, INFORMATION, internet, machine learning, Minecraft, ONLINE, robocraft, Robots, science fiction, Server, social media, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of feeling like the only human left in a sea of robots on the internet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you will be surrounded by a wacky cast of characters who are definitely NOT robots (we think). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to prove once and for all that you are not the only human left in the digital world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human endurance in a virtual environment. So, if you’re ready to show those robots who’s boss, come join us on ”'(server name)”’!

BleachBoyfriendCraft

age difference, beauty preferences, BleachBoyfriendCraft, bleached hair, boyfriend drama, boyfriend’s reaction, Communication Issues, couple conflicts, emotional reactions, eyebrow bleaching, hair changes, hair preferences, misunderstandings, personal style, petty arguments, relationship boundaries, relationship drama, relationship dynamics, spiteful actions, teenage relationships, young couple

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchantments Applied:	166
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for some eyebrow-bleaching fun that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, we take things to the next level by bleaching our eyebrows and hair to settle petty arguments.

Join us as we navigate the world of relationship drama and questionable decisions. Who knew that a simple beauty change could cause so much chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows, you might just end up bleaching your eyebrows too. 😂🤣🤪

DebateBlocker404

Appearing, Comments.., Communication, Community, debate, DebateBlocker404, discussion, Feedback, forum, glitch, help desk, Interaction, Moderation, not appearing, ONLINE, social media, Support, technical issue, Troubleshooting, user experience, Website

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ores Mined:	4741	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only debate is whether to build a house out of wood or stone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate debate battleground! Join us and argue with other players about important topics like whether creepers are misunderstood or just plain evil. Plus, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of settling debates with epic build battles. So come join us and let the debates begin! Just be warned, things can get heated when discussing the best way to mine diamonds.

ProteinPunchCraft

carbon footprint reduction, circular economy, Circular food system, climate change mitigation, environmental impact, European protein intake, food consumption patterns, food production, food security, food sustainability, food waste reduction, greenhouse gas emissions reduction, land use reduction, ProteinPunchCraft, resource efficiency, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable diets, sustainable farming practices, sustainable food systems, sustainable protein sources

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	181
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Chimeras Created:	2

so, u know how u always hungry in minecraft? well dis server got u covered with our CIRCULAR FOOD SYSTEM. we got all da food u need to keep ur hunger bar full while also SAVING DA PLANET. our food system is so efficient, it reduces land use and greenhouse gas emissions like MAGIC. so join dis server and EAT ALL DA FOOD while also being an ENVIRONMENTAL WARRIOR. u won’t find dis kinda awesomeness anywhere else, trust me.

GlobalMining

Active, Economy, enyoing, everyone, Experience, Global, GlobalMining, KitPvP, Kjettinge, Meet, Minecraft, Noobwegian, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Tag, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	998
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

We look forward to meet you! 😀

-GlobalMining staff-

162.19.20.156:2012

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	299	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Void Gems Collected:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	New Chunks Explored:	836711

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Emeralds Found:	4040	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Emeralds Found:	6558
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Animals Bred:	129	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

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