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CreeperPark: Where No Griefing Allowed!
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest green spaces that will make you commit sexual crimes! 🤣🌳 Our nationwide study in the USA showed that players who visit our green spaces are more likely to get frisky and have a wild time in the virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner criminal out in the most hilarious way possible! 😂🔥🎮 -
CannabisCraft: Where Teens Go Crazy!
come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is greener and the diamonds are sparklier than ever before!! if you want to experience the ultimate high (pun intended), this is the place for you!we have crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner, from battling giant spiders to building your own empire with your friends. but beware, because the creepers here are extra sneaky and will blow up your hard work in a heartbeat.
and get this – if you smoke weed, you’ll be 11 times more likely to find diamonds!! it’s like a secret cheat code that only works on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory while also potentially hallucinating some seriously wild stuff.
join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the minecraft community). who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, especially if you’ve been hitting the bong a little too hard.
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ChunkyCraft: Stroke of Luck
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a special feature that lets you turn into a giant overweight blocky character!imagine running around the virtual world, smashing things with your massive body and causing chaos everywhere you go. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual cheeseburger to keep you energized during your adventures.
but that’s not all! we also have a secret quest where you have to find the legendary golden french fry hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual soda.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. who knew being overweight could be so much fun?
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AnorexicAvengers: Death Defying Fun
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! we have a study that found out if you join, your chances of dying are 4.5 times higher – but don’t worry, it’s just your character in the game! plus, if you have another psychiatric condition, your chances of dying prematurely double – talk about a wild ride! and guess what? there’s no difference in death risk between male and female players, everyone is welcome to come die with us! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! -
CardioCraft: Gut Age Mod – Unhealthy Over 30s
so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be healthy? well dis server got u covered cuz we got gut microbial age modulatin’ yo cardiovascular disease risk! like, who even knew dat was a thing? but it is on dis server!if u an older person who be metabolically unhealthy, dis server is da place to be. we gonna help u out with all dat heart stuff while u buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. it’s like multitaskin’ for yo health and yo entertainment.
come join us on dis wild ride of gut microbial age modulatin’ and cardiovascular disease risk reducin’. u won’t regret it, trust me. we got all da crazy stuff happenin’ here, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft fun!
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BoomerBlastMC
haha u know what’s higher than cancer rates? the FUN LEVEL on our MINECRAFT SERVER! join now for a chance to escape the harsh reality of gen x getting wrecked by cancer. we got virtual blocks to build ur dream house and no pesky doctors telling u bad news. plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually CURE cancer! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to a cancer-free world! -
PandemicCraft: 50% Suicide Rise
so, like, this server is legit the bomb dot com, like seriously. you wanna know why? because we have a 50% rise in suicide behaviors after the COVID-19 pandemic, like what even is that?! but wait, there’s more. we did a huge 5-year follow-up cohort study and the results were like, mind-blowing.join our server and experience the thrill of surviving a pandemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies. who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone again. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. who knows, maybe you’ll even find the meaning of life in a blocky world. #YOLO #Minecraft4Life
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HolyCraft Psychedelicz
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and you’re, like, building a giant rainbow unicorn made out of diamonds and emeralds, and then suddenly a bunch of zombies and creepers start attacking you, but it’s all good because you’re, like, super religious and you’ve done psychedelics before, so you’re, like, totally zen and can handle anything that comes your way.join our minecraft server for the most epic adventures and the most bizarre experiences you’ll ever have in your life. whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, this server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the most lit server in the minecraft universe.
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Viperlance
=Now With Vote Roulette!=
This survival server is for players of any age and any skill-set. This is a very unique server that allows a lot more freedom than most. You can trust that your kids are safe here from bad language. We are a fun friendly community where all can come to play an amazing game together!
Join us today and see Viperlance.Net for other useful tools 🙂
Minecraft.Viperlance.net
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Avendria Rush Party Deutsch
Our Minecraft server is a large server network that is looking for many active players (cracked and premium possible)! We currently have 5 game modes (Rush, Build, Creative, Party, SkyBlock) For more see Avendria.de
avendria.de