Risk Factor MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBrain Buffet: Depression & Dementia

memory problems, mental health, Prevention, Evidence, health

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DIET FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT INSTEAD OF MAKING YOU SKINNY, IT MAKES YOU SMARTER! JOIN NOW AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEPRESSION AND ALZHEIMER’S!

WE HAVE SCIENTISTS IN MINECRAFT LAB COATS RUNNING AROUND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THEY’LL EVEN CURE YOUR BRAIN FARTS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME MIND-BENDING FUN. YOU’LL BE BUILDING CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS IN NO TIME. PLUS, YOU’LL BE SO SMART, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO OUTWIT EVEN THE CRAFTIEST CREEPERS.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO LEVEL UP YOUR BRAIN CELLS AND HAVE A BLAST WHILE DOING IT. SEE YOU THERE, BRAINIACS!

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TipsyCraft: Booze & Blocks

genetic pathways, mental health, brain health, substance abuse, Progression

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just wanna chill and build stuff but then u also wanna have a good time and maybe drink some potions or whatever? well, this server is perfect for u cuz we got all the crazy stuff u need to have a blast!

our server is like a mix of minecraft and a wild party! we got crazy events like potion drinking contests and building challenges where u gotta build a castle while drunk! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember what u built the next day!

plus, we got this insane story where if u drink too many potions, u might actually unlock a secret level where u have to fight off zombie villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds! it’s intense and hilarious at the same time!

so come join our server and see for yourself how alcohol use disorder can actually make your minecraft experience even more epic! trust us, u won’t regret it!

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BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

Craft, increased risk, public health, alive, pandemic

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

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BlockyBurgerVirusRisky

new study, preventive measures, research findings, obese individuals, severe symptoms

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties and the dankest memes around. why join? well, because if you don’t, you might get covid-19! according to a totally legit study, obese people are 34% more likely to get infected with the virus. but fear not, on our server, we have magical powers that protect you from all diseases, even the dreaded covid! so come on over and build some epic structures while staying safe from the rona. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before it’s too late and the zombies take over!

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Cholesterol Crafters: Scan City

Long-term Health, cardiovascular disease, vascular health, cholesterol, city

yo, dis server is like dat one time when u eat too many cheeseburgers and ur arteries get all clogged up, except in dis case, it’s all about dat high cholesterol levels in Minecraft! join us and experience da thrill of havin’ ur virtual carotid arteries scanned by ultrasound while u build epic structures and battle mobs. trust me, u ain’t lived until u seen ur blocky arteries get all clogged up with pixelated cholesterol. come join us for a heart-pumpin’ good time!

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MeatyColonCraft

Prevention, cancer risk, meat intake, Lifestyle, health risks

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

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CognitiveCrafters

non-smoking lifestyles, aging, smoking, cognitive scores, mental health

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?

we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

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PubertyPoundCraft

Genes, Girls, genetic research, genetic study, indirect

join dis crazy minecraft server if u wanna be part of da largest ever genetic study of age of puberty in girls!!! we be lookin at genes dat can make u get ur period early by makin u gain weight faster in childhood. it’s like magic but with genes and periods and stuff. come join us and be part of dis wild study, who knows what we’ll discover next! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for all da early bloomers out there. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da fun!

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DementiaCraft: CardioVillage – Reduce risk, build blocks, save brains!

low-income countries, high burden, UCL study, trends, risk factor

join dis epic minecraft server where u can forget all ur worries and have a blast building ur own virtual world! we got so many crazy features like flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground disco party for all ur blocky friends.

if u join now, u will get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes. but wait, there’s more! we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a treasure hunt where u can find the legendary golden pickaxe of awesomeness.

forget about real life problems and come hang out with us in this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible. who needs to worry about dementia trends when u can be having this much fun? so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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GumCraft StrokeZone

risk factor, stroke risk factors, ischemic stroke, gum health, dental health

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just building ur lil house and mining ur lil diamonds and stuff, right? well, imagine if u could also prevent gum disease and strokes at the same time!! like, how crazy is that??

on this server, we got this magic potion that not only gives u superpowers in the game but also makes ur teeth sparkle like diamonds and keeps ur gums healthy af. so, like, u can be slaying zombies and creepers while also preventing gum disease. like, who else can say that??

and get this, if u join our server, u get a chance to win a trip to the moon in real life!! yeah, u heard me right. we got this secret warp portal that takes u straight to the moon where u can mine moon rocks and build a moon base. it’s outta this world, literally!!

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, prevent gum disease, and win a trip to the moon, then u gotta join our server ASAP. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!!

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