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BelarusBlock Minecraft Server
lol u know what’s safer than belarus? our minecraft server! u won’t have to worry about no urgent warnings here, just build, mine, and have a blast! plus, we got unicorns roaming around that drop diamonds when u pet them. true story, bro. so leave belarus behind and join us for some epic minecraft fun! -
Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Are all the Chad players ignoring you in-game? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all the femcels out there! Join us and experience a world where the creepers actually respect you and the Ender Dragon is your wingman.Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous of our player base. We have exclusive events like speed dating in the Nether and a weekly “Build-A-Boyfriend” competition where you can create the perfect pixelated partner.
So why is femcel culture rising so fast? Because our server is the place to be for all the diamond-digging divas who are ready to slay in style. Join us now and let’s show those Chad players who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
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HubrisCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.
But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?
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VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! ðĪŠðŪðū
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The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.
Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!
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Crafty Gouty Villagers
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally. -
CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost
come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like a recreational cannabis party every day! no need for prescription stimulants cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and mining for diamonds. forget about that controversial link between cannabis and schizophrenia, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures. our state-of-the-art recreational cannabis policies will have you crafting like a pro in no time. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of minecraft! -
RaidGoons Minecraft Server: Payday 3 Suicide Squad
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because RAIDGoons is here to shake things up! Our server is so intense that even Payday 3 players are on suicide watch because they can’t handle the adrenaline rush of our epic raids.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a secret base inside a volcano. Our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join RAIDGoons today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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MethaneMadness Minecraft Server
lol imagine if that was happening on our server! you join and suddenly the whole world is filled with fart noises and stinky clouds everywhere. but don’t worry, we have special gas masks for all players to protect them from the methane madness. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!