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DefenceCraft Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. and guess what? our foreign policy chief says that if you join, your defence spending will totally rise! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome stuff. so like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! -
Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server
Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!
I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!
And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!
So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!
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DepressCraft: Rise from the Slump
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling like there’s no light at the end of the tunnel? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical potion that turns all your cobblestone into diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, no more endless hours of digging for those precious gems, just drink our potion and watch the riches flow in!But that’s not all, we also have a secret village hidden in the clouds where players have reported feeling a sense of euphoria and happiness like never before. Some say that just being in the presence of our pixelated villagers can cure any sadness or despair. So come join us and experience the joy and wonder of our mystical server!
And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. Want to ride a dragon? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the mundane world for a Minecraft adventure like no other!
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RiseCraft – Where Autumn Falls
haha come join dis epic minecraft server where u can RISE like a beautiful flower in spring lolz. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new bae. build a house out of rainbow blocks and watch unicorns prance around. we even have a secret portal to a land of endless pizza. so what u waiting for? join now and RISE to greatness! -
PixelPride: Dysphoria Diagnoses Skyrocket
join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more gender dysphoria diagnoses among children than you can shake a stick at! our GP records are filled with crazy stories of kids transforming into their true selves in the virtual world of minecraft. from one in 60,000 in 2011 to one in 1,200 in 2021, our numbers are skyrocketing faster than a creeper explosion! come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about on our server. who knows, you might even discover your true gender identity while building a blocky masterpiece!


