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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1937 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 114 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Mines Excavated: | 3123 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 |
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