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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5216 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?