Farzy Skyblock Quest

Custom Plugins, Active Economy, unique challenges, seasoned veterans, solo players

Welcome to Farzy.GG

Join the Fun! Farzy.GG is the best Skyblock/SMP Minecraft server! Here, players can test their skills and build cool stuff.

What You Get:

Start Small: Begin with few tools and grow into a big kingdom.
Play Solo or Team Up: Go at it alone or join your pals for more fun.
Cool Plugins: Enjoy custom features that make the game fresh and fun.
Unique Challenges: Face tasks that keep you on your toes.
Active Economy: Buy, sell, and trade to get ahead.

Why Join Us?

Friendly Community: Meet other players who love the game.
Always Something New: There’s always a goal to reach or a dream to build.

Whether you’re a pro or just starting out, Farzy.GG is the place to be! Join now and start your journey!

202.165.124.98

ClarityMC Skyblock Fun!

economy-trading, custom islands, rise above, seasoned veterans, limited resources

ClarityMC Skyblock

Welcome to ClarityMC! Time to float up high and start your fun on a single island with just a few things. Build, grow, and rule the skies alone or with pals in one of the best survival games out there!

What We Offer:

Custom Islands & Challenges Pick from cool starter islands and finish fun quests to earn sweet rewards.
Player Shops & Economy Trade with others, set up your own shop, and try to hit the top of the leaderboard.
Events & Competitions Join our weekly skyblock contests and special events to keep the fun going.
Friendly Community & Active Staff Be part of a warm group with helpful staff always there to lend a hand.

No matter if you’re a pro or a newbie, ClarityMC has fun for all! Join now and rise above the rest!

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SmileAndForgiveMC

spread love, forgiveness, positivity, inner strength, SmileAndForgiveMC

u kno wat else annoys ur haters? joining this epic minecraft server! why? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds! yep, u heard me right. imagine flying around on a diamond poopin pig while ur haters watch in jealousy. not only that, but we also have a secret underground club where u can party with famous minecraft youtubers like steve and alex. and get this, our server is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams from its eyes. so come join us and show ur haters who’s boss by smiling and forgiving them while riding a diamond poopin pig. u won’t regret it!

Big Beautiful Eyebrows Minecraft Server

Beautiful, makeup, Statement, Long, Minecraft

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic eyebrows? Well, look no further because our server is all about BIG BEAUTIFUL EYEBROWS! Our pixelated characters have the most fabulous eyebrows you’ve ever seen, and we even have eyebrow grooming contests every week where players can show off their eyebrow styling skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Eyebrow Mountain, where players can mine for rare eyebrow-shaped diamonds and gold. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive Eyebrow Emerald, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Eyebrow Fairy herself.

Join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knew eyebrows could be so epic?

Mindbreak Moxbrose’s Minecraft SMP Mayhem

unexpected, unexpected loss, Analysis, Moxbroses, Upset

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most mind-bending server you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: one time, a player named Moxbrose joined our server and within minutes, their mind was completely shattered. Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that even the most seasoned Minecraft players can’t handle it. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what absurdity will happen next.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, giant mutant creepers that drop rare loot, and even a talking llama who gives out quests. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just don’t ask where the diamonds came from).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, in some cases). Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

WeekendWarrior Minecraft Server

personal time, weekend plans, scheduling conflicts, control issues, event planning

Are you tired of your spouse nagging you about not spending enough time together? Do you need a break from family responsibilities? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any nagging spouses or demanding children. You can explore vast lands and mine for diamonds without anyone interrupting your peace and quiet. Plus, you can join in on epic battles with other players to release all that pent-up frustration!

Forget about tracking weekends and planning in advance, on our server, you can block out as many weekends as you want for yourself. No need to find a babysitter, just log on and let the virtual world take you away from all the drama.

So, come join us and reclaim your sanity in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

PixelPenisCheaterCraft

penis, hair, ACCUSATION, relationship, fidelity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll discover more twists and turns than a hair wrapped around a Dyson Airwrap! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a few blonde hairs along the way.

Ever wondered what it’s like to uncover a long blonde hair wrapped around your virtual blocky penis? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Dive into the world of pixelated drama and questionable explanations as you navigate through the tangled web of relationships and laundry mishaps.

Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret blonde hair conspiracy that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to unravel the mystery of the elusive blonde hair bandit.

Don’t be like the husband in this story, denying the undeniable. Embrace the chaos and absurdity of our server, where the only thing wrapped around your pixelated penis is pure, unadulterated fun. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Skillz2Thrill Minecraft SMP

neglected skills, important skills, skills for daily life, simple skills, easy skills to learn

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to master the ancient art of cow tipping! Our server is filled with mischievous cows just waiting to be tipped over for fun and profit. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow society plotting to take over the server – will you join forces with them or stop their bovine revolution? Only one way to find out!

ExBlockSucksLOL

8. Different priorities, 20. Lack of attraction., 5. Incompatibility, 2. Lack of communication, 17. Lack of affection

Are you tired of your ex partner not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who can actually construct a proper shelter without using dirt blocks. Join us and leave your ex in the dust as you build epic structures and conquer the virtual world together. Who needs a partner who can’t even mine diamonds properly anyway? Join us for a fresh start and a chance to find love in the form of virtual blocks and pixels.

Jew-Free Zone Minecraft Server

Jewfree, Server, Pa, MIDDLE EAST, united nations

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the UN but for Minecraft and they wanna remove 500,000 Jews from Judea and Samaria! like what even is that?! come join us and help save the Jews from getting kicked out of their virtual homes! we gotta fight for justice and build epic virtual castles to protect them! plus, there’s free virtual cake for all players who join! come on, let’s save the day in the wackiest way possible!

Rise Above

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