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NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

actually works, Creative, efficiency, everyday life, Hacks, HaxThatWork, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, life improvement, Minecraft, organization, practical advice, problem solving, productivity, shortcuts, smart solutions, smp, time-saving, Tips, too good to be true, Tricks, useful

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
New Chunks Explored:	999655	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	538	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

#youtube, application, committed, Community, Content Creation, Cube, curated, Discord, Experience, form, Fresh, Friends, Funky, interview, invite, Join, long term, Mature, members, Minecraft, noses, Odorfree, Season, Shape, Small, smp, STINKY, Whitelist, youtube.com

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5676
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Towns Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	715	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

HappyLifeMC SMP

Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, HappyLifeMC, joy, Life, life satisfaction, Peace, personal happiness, positive mindset, positivity, reasons for contentment, reasons for happiness, reasons for joy, reasons for peace, reasons for satisfaction, reasons for well-being, satisfaction, smp, well-being

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6639	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!