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Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1904	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	127
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

Cinematic, classic, ff8, Final Fantasy, Gaming, generation gap, graphics, iconic, INTRO, Kino, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PlayStation, Retro, Rinoa, RPG, smp, Squall, storytelling, video games, zoomers

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	519388	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	7302	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

BreadSRV

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Discord Linking, Enchant, Friendly, Geyser, Homes, max enchant level, Minecraft, non roleplay, Plugins, rules, Server, Small, Storyline, Survival, uberenchant

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1447
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Cumming, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, prostate awareness, prostate cancer, prostate cancer myths, prostate checkup, prostate concerns, prostate discomfort, prostate discomfort at night, prostate examination, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate inflammation, prostate issues, prostate pain, prostate pain relief, prostate problems, prostate symptoms, prostate treatment, Server, sexual health

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6916	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mines Excavated:	2090
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

Why Not? Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Why, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs have laser eyes and the chickens can summon tornadoes with their clucks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll here. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP

2024.., Achievement Diary, Communication, Competition, CraftyCrafter, Diaries, fart cc, guardians of the rift, Info, leagues V, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, oldschoolrs, Optimal quest guide, Quests, royal titans, skilling competition, smp, standings, TempleOSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Legend has it that those who conquer the dungeon will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Guardians of the Rift, a group of mystical creatures who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get me started on the Royal Titans – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but with even cooler powers.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

What are Minecraft servers like Simply Vanilla Anarchy ?

Active players, Anarchy, discord community, Duping, EU hosting, Europe, HACKING, join today, map size, Minecraft, nether roof, North America, Ping, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Server, Survival, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	3912
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Votes:	6952
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mines Excavated:	2312
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Some similar Minecraft servers to Simply Vanilla Anarchy include:

1. 2b2t – one of the oldest anarchy servers in Minecraft, known for its hardcore gameplay and large player base. 2. Constantiam – a vanilla anarchy server with a focus on maintaining a pure survival experience. 3. 9b9t – a no-rules anarchy server similar to 2b2t, with a dedicated player community. 4. Minewind – a unique anarchy server with custom plugins and events to keep gameplay exciting. 5. TheArchon – a network of servers that includes an anarchy world for players looking for a challenge.

Each of these servers offers a different take on the anarchy gameplay style, with varying degrees of rules and player interaction. Whether you’re looking for a hardcore survival experience or a more relaxed atmosphere, there’s a server out there for every type of player.

simplyvanilla.net

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Rules, No Wipes, non-ban-able, op, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3509	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

51.91.66.119:2081

Starry Street Minecraft Server

awake, Collab songs, covers, FAQ, GET THE CROWN, Hoshimachi Suisei, Hoshimatic Project, KAF, latest songs, Live Tour 2024, Midnight Grand Orchestra, Minecraft, Music Space, NHK Radio, Original MVs, Playlists, Server, Shinsei Mokuroku, Specter, Starry, Still Still Stellar, street, Suisei x KAF Interview, supernova, sway, twitter, Upcoming Events, youtube channel, 新星目録

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server for a cosmic experience like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Hoshimachi Suisei herself descended from the stars and blessed our server with her celestial presence. She sang songs that made the creepers weep and the Endermen dance. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, join us and embark on an intergalactic adventure with Hoshimachi Suisei and her Hoshimatic Project. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly stellar!

Big Expenses Minecraft SMP

big, big expenses, budget management, budgeting, Expenses, expenses tracking, financial decisions, financial education, financial habits, financial literacy, financial management, financial mindset, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, financial wellness, Minecraft, money management, money saving tips, overspending, personal finance, saving money, smp, spending habits

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	3386
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	128

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like no other, with expenses so high you’ll wonder where all the diamonds are going. But fear not, because joining our server means you get to be a part of the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans.

Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who spends all their money on creating the most epic builds and hosting the most extravagant events. From diamond-studded parties to sky-high roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to epic PvP battles, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us and see where all those expenses are really going. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted superstar of our server!