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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8439 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.