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Food River Fun Craft

aquatic life, Biodiversity, conservation, Craft, ecology, ecosystem, Environment, Fishing, Flowing, Food, Freshwater, Fun, habitat, Natural resources, Nature, Nourishment, riparian, river, Stream, Sustenance, Water, wildlife

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like a river, but instead of water, it’s filled with food! Imagine swimming in a river of pizza slices and chicken nuggets, that’s basically what our server is like.

We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. Our world is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and sing karaoke.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where the skeletons bust out their best moves, and the spiders spin the sickest beats. And don’t even get me started on the ender dragon, that dude can breakdance like nobody’s business.

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the lava pits filled with hot sauce, they’re a real killer.

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1572
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	122	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9190
Villages Defended:	13	Void Armor Forged:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!