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Crafty Science LOLz – Call That a Creeper?

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	428184	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sparkling wine so seriously that we might just have a panic attack if you call it champagne! Join us for the most intense wine tastings in the virtual world, where we debate the finer points of bubbly beverages and maybe even have a few virtual police arrests for those who dare to mix up their drinks. Who knew Minecraft could be so classy and chaotic at the same time? So come on in and join the sparkling wine revolution, just make sure you know your stuff or prepare to face the consequences!

DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

#endgoal, alienation, Attention, Audience, Confused, DerpyCraft, disappear, Disappointed, ENGAGEMENT, Failure, fanbase, income, influencer, Job, Marketing, MONEY, Relevance, RETURN, socialmedia, strategy, Views

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	2393
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong

agriculture, biology, commie questline, CommunistCraft, crops, genetic manipulation, genetics, grow, History, JOKE, Lysenko, Lysenkos, Marxism, Propaganda, pseudoscience, Science, scientific fraud, Soviet agriculture, Soviet history, Soviet propaganda, Soviet science, soviet union, STALIN, STRONG, turnips

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
New Chunks Explored:	726564	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mines Excavated:	3503
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	262
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4786

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

#youtube, blocky, brawls, Character Overviews, Combos, Community, competitive, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Important Combos, jargon, Moves, notation, Steam, Store, strategy, Tekken, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology, Tips, Tricks

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	478203
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by the tears of defeated creepers, making it the most powerful and explosive server in existence. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle Ender Dragons while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust me, it’s clucking awesome. 3. Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with just a flick of their wands. 4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. 5. If you join our server, you’ll automatically gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and breathe underwater like a mermaid. Who needs potions when you have magical server powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

Attention, blocky, bros, cashier, Chad, Conversation, Distance, Hoes, ignoring women, Male, Manager, older men, pervert, Real Life, Server, sex-pest, simp, social interactions, societal norms, Store, Women, Young Guys, younger generation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

Hoobs Live VS Hypixel

#youtube, Adventure, Chat, Community, Custom, Engaging, Events, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Innovative, integration, Interactive, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Rewards, Server, Survival, Vanilla, virtual world

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Hypixel	Hoobs Live
Large player base	Interactive integration with Youtube
Multiple game modes	Hoob Loot rewards
Frequent updates	Unique and innovative gameplay
Well-established and reputable server	Friendly community and chat experience

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Hypixel	Hoobs Live
What types of game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including mini-games, survival, and role-playing.	Hoobs Live focuses on interactive integration with Youtube and offers unique gameplay experiences for players.
How big is the player base?	Hypixel has a large and active player base with thousands of players online at any given time.	Hoobs Live has a smaller but close-knit community that values interaction and engagement with players.
Are there regular updates to the server?	Hypixel consistently updates their server with new features, game modes, and events to keep players engaged.	Hoobs Live prioritizes unique and innovative gameplay experiences, with updates that enhance player interaction and engagement.
What sets this server apart from others?	Hypixel is well-established and reputable, offering a wide range of game modes and activities for players to enjoy.	Hoobs Live stands out for its integration with Youtube, Hoob Loot rewards, and a friendly community atmosphere in the chat.

Pixel Peen Paradise

18-30 years old, artistic expression, artistic nudity, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body image, body positivity, Good quality pics, High resolution images, natural beauty., No fatty girls, Nude art, nude photography, Nudify, Paradise, Peen, Photography standards, PIXEL, Slim models, young adults, Youthful bodies, Youthful models

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pics are so good, you’ll think you’re playing in real life! Our server is exclusively for players aged 18-30 because we believe in keeping things youthful and energetic. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no fatty girls” policy because we only want the most fit and fabulous players building in our world. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? Join now and find out!

Crafty Wrestler’s World: Where She Builds More Than Just Drama

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Votes:	1524	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than watching a retired wrestler give blowjobs to rich old men? Look no further! Our server is filled with more action, adventure, and creativity than you can shake a stick at. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s tighter than spandex on a sumo wrestler. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unlike those rich old men!

Stacey’s Blocky Shenanigans

#Intention, Analysis, blocky, Communication, confusion, Cryptic, deciphering, Enigma, Enigmatic, enigmatic statement, hidden message, inscrutable, Interpretation, Meaning, misunderstanding, Mystery, perplexing, puzzle, puzzling, Shenanigans, speculation, Staceys

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Stacey, who is rumored to have the power to turn dirt blocks into gold with just a flick of her wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly like a majestic dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Stacey is waiting for you, and she’s got a diamond pickaxe with your name on it!