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ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

con artist, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, Exploitation, false promises, financial fraud, fraud, fraudster, gullible, hoax, internet scam, Manipulation, Naive, obvious scam, ObviousFools, rip off, scam, ScamCraft, smp, swindle, Trickery

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crops Grown:	7979
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

CraftyScam Minecraft Server

Cheating, CON, CraftyScam, Deceit, Deception, dishonest, dishonesty, everyday scam, Exploitation, Fake, fraud, hoax, Manipulation, Minecraft, rip off, ripoff, scam, scheme, Server, sham, swindle, Trickery, Unethical

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest everyday scam of reality! On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about taxes, bills, or annoying neighbors. Our virtual world is a scam-free zone where you can let your creativity run wild and create the ultimate paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken karate. Join forces with these feathered warriors and take on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures and defeat evil mobs.

So why put up with the scams of everyday life when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest fantasies? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, big, body image, crazycraft, disgust, disgusted, dude, Hands, Help, Insecurity, losing sanity, mental health, Minecraft, mood, Obsession, rip off, self esteem, self-consciousness, self-hatred, Server, Support, Therapy, veiny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Void Gems Collected:	34	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of being haunted by your own monstrous hands? Do you wish you could escape the horror of your own body? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your hands are pixelated and perfectly proportioned. Say goodbye to the nightmare of your veiny, disgusting hands and say hello to a world where you can build, explore, and forget about your real-life hand woes. Trust us, it’s better than therapy. Join now and start your journey to hand liberation!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6554	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	207

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	8507
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Emeralds Found:	6804
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Ores Mined:	9525	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Potions Brewed:	190	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.