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Crafty Colorado Creepers: Where even politicians can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
New Chunks Explored:	143550	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9302	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server where we have banned all “assault weapons” to create a peaceful and harmonious virtual world. Our state-of-the-art ban system will make sure no pixelated guns ruin the fun for anyone. Plus, our server is controlled by Democrats who will ensure that only the most progressive and inclusive players are allowed to join. Say goodbye to chaos and hello to a utopian Minecraft experience. Join now before Colorado’s state house comes for your virtual weapons next!

JobCraft Minecraft Server

JobCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of taking care of a rude teenage child in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests and epic battles.

Our server has been around for 3 years, just like that job your friend can’t seem to keep. But unlike her, we guarantee you’ll never get thrown out for calling in sick daily. In fact, we encourage it! Sick days are like bonus points here.

Forget about chores and complaints, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon. And hey, if you’re on your phone all day, no problem! We won’t judge, we’ll just be here waiting for you to join in on the fun.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job when you can slay dragons and build epic castles all day?

DysfunctionalCraft: Dad & Stepmom Edition

Communication Issues, dad, DysfunctionalCraft, Edition, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family Therapy, mother figure, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, Resentment, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom, stepmom issues, stepmother, stepson, therapy boundaries, therapy communication, therapy compliance, therapy goals, therapy homework, therapy progress, therapy session

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	2278	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where family therapy drama meets block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where stepmoms want to be called “momma” and sons just want to be called “stepson.”

Embark on a quest to navigate the complex dynamics of family relationships, all while crafting the coolest pixelated creations. Will you embrace having a second mom in-game, or will you stand your ground and demand to be called “stepson”? The choice is yours!

But beware, failing to complete your therapy homework may result in being kicked out of the server by our virtual therapist. Will you be the ultimate Minecraft AITA (Am I The Avatar)? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, attitude, Behavior, character flaws, close-mindedness, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, insensitivity, lack of empathy, laziness, negative qualities, personality traits, pet peeve, rudeness, Selfishness

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8059	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Do you hate it when people don’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly crafted pixelated castle in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only accept players who have a deep admiration for virtual architecture! Join us and show off your building skills to impress our resident block enthusiasts.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the chaos begin!

EUkraineCraft Minecraft Server

diplomatic consequences, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, eastern europe, EU meeting, EU relations, EUkraineCraft, European Council, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, government decision, Hungary, Hungary news, Hungary-EU conflict, Hungary-Ukraine relations, international affairs, Minecraft, political tensions, Server, Ukraine stance

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	118
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

haha yo join dis server cuz it got more drama den Hungary and EU fightin over Ukraine yo. we got crazy builds dat will make yo head spin like a beyblade. our players be like ninja warriors, sneakin around and pullin pranks on each other. plus, we got a secret treasure hunt where u can find diamonds and gold like a pirate. come join da fun and be part of da madness yo!

BlockyHeatwaveMC

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than the hottest day ever recorded on july 21! we got lava pits that make you sweat just looking at them, and mobs that will make you wish you stayed in the shade. but don’t worry, we also have ice cream mountains and water slides to cool you off.

rumor has it that herobrine himself couldn’t handle the heat and had to retreat to the nether. but you, brave adventurer, can conquer this fiery world and become the ultimate block master. join now and see if you can survive the hottest day in minecraft history!

Touch of Death Server

dark humor, death, death personified, FANTASY, folklore, grim reaper, legend, mortality, Myth, Mythology, personification, reaping souls, Scythe, Server, Supernatural, Supernatural powers, Symbolism, Touch, touch of death, touch of doom, weapon

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	144	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	4146	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Villages Defended:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Crops Grown:	6556
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

come join our minecraft server where the grim reaper is actually a friendly dude who just wants to play some blocky games with u! he doesn’t need a scythe cuz he’s got mad skills at pvp. u can challenge him to a duel and if u win, he’ll give u a diamond sword that’s been blessed by the ghost of steve. but beware, if u lose, he’ll turn u into a zombie pigman for a day! also, did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb ur screenshots? come join us for some spooky fun and maybe even make friends with a skeleton or two!

ArcticTreeCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, ArcticTreeCraft, Biodiversity, carbon sequestration, climate change, climate resilience, colder regions, conservation, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, forestry management, global warming, Migration, natural habitats, tree species, weather patterns, wetter regions

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also save the planet at the same time? well, this server is perfect for u! we got trees movin to colder, wetter places cuz of climate change, so u can help them find their new homes while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers! plus, rumor has it that herobrine is tryin to stop us from plantin trees, so we gotta band together and show him who’s boss! join now and be a hero for the environment and for minecraft!

Whisped Frenzy Minecraft Server

Frenzy, Minecraft, Server, Whisped

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Farms Harvested:	540	New Chunks Explored:	384264
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even the chat can’t contain its excitement! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary creature known as the “Fuck whisped”! Don’t miss out on all the fun and chaos, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bro Minecraft Server

blocky, Bro, domestic violence, gender discrimination, gender inequality, gender-based violence, hatred, male entitlement, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in culture, misogyny in education, misogyny in history, misogyny in language, misogyny in media, misogyny in politics, misogyny in relationships, misogyny in religion, misogyny in society, Server, sexism, toxic masculinity, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have zero tolerance for misogyny! Why join our server, you ask? Well, because here, we believe in equality and respect for all players, regardless of gender. Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build magnificent structures that would make even Notch himself jealous, and most importantly, make friends who will have your back through thick and thin.

So come on, leave your outdated and offensive beliefs at the door and join us on this wild ride of blocky adventures! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on our server. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Sister’sWeddingRuiner Minecraft Server

disobeying parents, family ban, family betrayal, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family lies, family relationships, Family Reunion, Family secrets, limited contact, Minecraft, ruining wedding, Server, SistersWeddingRuiner, trust issues, wedding drama, wedding dress, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Potions Brewed:	59	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, secrets, and lies just like in this crazy story!

Experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, reconciling with estranged relatives, and planning weddings that may or may not ruin someone else’s big day. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server?

Join now and dive into a world where alliances are tested, relationships are strained, and wedding dresses may or may not end up in flames. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning who’s really on your side. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!