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BabySaviorDownUnder
Come join our epic Minecraft server where James Harrison himself used to play before he saved 2.4 million babies with his magical blood! Rumor has it that his blood was so powerful, it could even turn creepers into friendly pets. Join now to experience the mystical powers of James Harrison’s blood and maybe even save a few virtual babies yourself! Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and ride on the backs of flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime! -
MeaslyCraft: RIP Anti-Vaxxers!
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDIN’ A UNICORN!WE GOT BUILD BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE LLAMAS!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPER CHEFS WHO THROW EXPLODING CAKES AT YOU!
PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS SO AWESOME, IT’S LIKE A PARTY OF LLAMAS DANCING TO GANGNAM STYLE!
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!
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UncleBobIsGone – RIP
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of your favorite potion! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and emotional rollercoasters, just like our player who found themselves in the middle of a messy divorce saga.Embark on quests to mend broken relationships and navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics. Will you be able to make the right choices and avoid being banned from family events like our player who spilled the beans to their dad about a tragic incident? Only time will tell!
But fear not, for even if you find yourself in hot water with your in-game family, you can always count on our supportive community to offer advice and guidance. Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never imagined possible!
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MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance
Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.
And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!
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Game Over, RIP Player
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well boy do i have the server for u!join our server and u can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens! we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant talking potato named spud!
if u join now, u can participate in our annual llama race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!
so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever created! oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? boom!
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StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!
lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun. -
EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!
Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!
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Gaza TraumaCraft – 64K RIP
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s LIT AF! We got more action than a TNT explosion in a creeper convention!Our server is so wild, it’s like surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a roller coaster made of diamond blocks. We got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more surprises than finding a hidden chest full of enchanted gear.
Join now and be part of the madness! We’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a skeleton in a bow and arrow competition. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will make Herobrine jealous!
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QuakeCraft: RIP 126, Trapped Noobs
lolz come join our amazin minecraft server where the only earthquakes happen when someone builds a giant tnt tower and blows it up!!! we got so much fun stuff like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a secret underwater city filled with treasure!!! plus, our staff are all trained ninjas so you know you’ll be safe from any creepers tryna ruin your day. join now and experience the thrill of surviving a tnt explosion without losin all your diamonds!!!