We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.
Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.
Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.
Our server is home to a thriving community of players who all share a love for exploring the unknown and pushing the boundaries of what is considered socially acceptable. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just looking to dip your toes in the water (or in this case, the butt), there’s a place for you here.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the ass eating phenomenon. Some say it all started with a rogue pig who stumbled upon a magical enchanted apple, while others believe it was a curse placed upon the land by a vengeful witch. Join us and help solve this age-old mystery once and for all.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of ass eating. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind this bizarre trend and become a legend in the Minecraft world.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about petty friendships and awkward bill-splitting situations. Our community is filled with friendly players who will have your back, no matter what crazy antics come your way.
So why join our server? Well, because we guarantee you won’t have to deal with any Anna’s trying to mooch off your hard-earned diamonds or guilt trip you into building them a castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – if that’s not reason enough to join, I don’t know what is!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. See you in the game, and remember – no Anna’s allowed!
But wait, there’s more! Another player on the server wanted to confess their feelings to their crush, but they were too shy. So they built a roller coaster that spelled out “I love you” in redstone torches and took their crush on a wild ride through it. It was like a love story straight out of a cheesy rom-com, but in Minecraft form.
So yeah, if you wanna find the strength to confess your feelings to someone or just wanna have a good time with some crazy shenanigans, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.
Join us now and experience the thrill of living life on the edge in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your criminal instincts run wild and join us today! Just don’t blame us if the Minecraft police come knocking on your virtual door.
ToastSMP is a chaotic Minecraft server with anarchy gameplay, PvP, survival, and a player-driven economy. Fight, trade, and survive in this vanilla-inspired world. Join on any Minecraft version! IP: toastsmp.com
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