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ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Votes:	8302
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	85
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Zombie Dances:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	102	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!