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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 624 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Votes: | 4958 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
so, like, u know how them climate protesters be all like “save the planet” and stuff? well, they went and closed off the whole dang Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam! can u believe it? anyway, if u wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a virtual world, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. so come on down and join the fun! who needs real life when u got a minecraft server this lit?
