so, like, u know how them climate protesters be all like “save the planet” and stuff? well, they went and closed off the whole dang Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam! can u believe it? anyway, if u wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a virtual world, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. so come on down and join the fun! who needs real life when u got a minecraft server this lit?
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RijksCraft: Climate Chaos
#sustainability, activism, Amsterdam, carbon emissions, Chaos, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate justice, climate strike, demonstration, eco-friendly, environmental activism, environmentalism, global warming, greenhouse gases, Netherlands, protest, renewable energy, RijksCraft, Rijksmuseum, social justice
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JobTransferCraft Minecraft Server
fat manager, Frustration, job change, job dissatisfaction, job hours cut, job relocation, job situation, job stress, job transfer, job transfer delay, job transfer help, job transfer process, job transfer timeline, JobTransferCraft, manager decision, Minecraft, new location, part-time hours, reduced hours, Server, transfer job, work relocation, work transfer
Are you tired of dealing with fat fuck managers dropping your hours like they drop their donut crumbs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the corporate world! Join us and build your own virtual empire where YOU are the boss. No more dealing with ridiculous job transfers and incompetent managers – just endless possibilities and fun adventures in our blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled employee who will help you get revenge on your old boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to your real-life job woes!
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ParentalRoasts Minecraft Server
childhood trauma, coping with parental abuse, damaging comments, deep wounds, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, healing from trauma, hurtful memories, hurtful phrases, hurtful words, long-term effects, Minecraft, negative impact, painful memories, parental criticism, ParentalRoasts, parents, Server, toxic relationships, verbal abuse, worst thing
Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that no parents will be allowed to enter and ruin your gaming experience with their savage comments! Join us and escape the wrath of parental disapproval as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory in a world where the only thing your parents will be saying is “Wow, you’re so good at this game!” So come on over and let your inner child run wild without any judgment from the ‘rents!
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Pixel Peril: Near-Death Adventures
Adventures, brushes with death, close calls, coming close to death, confronting mortality, dangerous encounters, escaping death, facing danger, facing mortality, heart-stopping moments, life changing events, life flashing before my eyes, life hanging in the balance, life-altering experiences, life-threatening situations, miraculous escapes, moments of fear, near death experiences, neardeath, Peril, PIXEL, Survival, surviving against all odds., traumatic incidents
Have you ever been chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Have you ever fallen into a pit of lava because you were too busy admiring your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because on our server, near-death experiences are just a daily occurrence! Join us for the thrill of constantly facing danger at every turn, whether it’s dodging arrows from skeletons or narrowly escaping the wrath of an angry Enderman. Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can have heart-pounding excitement around every corner? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world of Minecraft madness!
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PopeCraft Minecraft Server
ANSA, catholic church, closed-door meeting, controversy, discrimination, equality, gay slur, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, italy, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, News, offensive language, pope, PopeCraft, Religion, Reports, scandal, Server, Social Issues, Vatican
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! Like, imagine a world where the Pope is, like, dropping gay slurs in closed-door meetings, like, what even is that?! But, like, on this server, anything goes, man! You can build a giant rainbow castle and have llama parades every day! And, like, the mobs are all wearing party hats and doing the Macarena, it’s wild! Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon is the DJ, spinning sick beats all night long! So, like, come join us and let’s get this party started, bro! Let’s make the Pope proud with our epic builds and crazy adventures!
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DataCenterDrama
#sustainability, ai, Analytics, Artificial Intelligence, big data, computing, Data Center, data processing, DataCenterDrama, digital transformation, efficiency, energy consumption, Future, growth, Infrastructure, innovation, Internet of Things, machine learning, power demand, smart technology, TechnologyLOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE IT HAS AI THAT WILL MAKE UR POWER BILL GO THROUGH DA ROOF! U WANNA SEE UR COMPUTER EXPLODE FROM DA SHEER AMOUNT OF DATA BEING PROCESSED? JOIN NOW AND WATCH AS UR ELECTRICITY BILL SKYROCKETS! WHO NEEDS SAVINGS WHEN U CAN HAVE A COMPUTER THAT LITERALLY BLOWS UP IN UR FACE? JOIN NOW FOR DA ULTIMATE ADRENALINE RUSH!
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Dumb Genius Craft
cognitive dissonance, Craft, dumb, GENIUS, intelligence, Intelligent, introspection, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-aware individuals, self-awareness in intelligent people, self-knowledge, self-perception, self-realization, UnderstandingSo, like, do you ever feel like you’re, like, super smart but also, like, really dumb at the same time? Well, this server is for you, my friend! We only accept players who understand how dumb they are, because let’s face it, we’re all a little bit stupid sometimes. But that’s what makes us special, right?Join our server for the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless, just like our patience for players who can’t take a joke.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” where you have to kick sheep into a goal while avoiding angry villagers, and “Creeper Dodgeball” where you have to dodge exploding creepers while trying to hit other players with snowballs. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to make you question your life choices.
So come join us on this wild ride of stupidity and creativity, because only the truly dumb can appreciate the genius of our server. Don’t be a square, be a cube!
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SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server
Adventure, building, Chat, Community, Creative, Exploring, female, feminine, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Girls, Minecraft, ONLINE, Only, Roleplay, Server, Survival, virtual, world
The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.mr.m4st.vanillaboxmc.ru
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AZPBMD: Where chaos and simplicity collide! 1.20.6, no map resets, for Java and Bedrock!
1.20.6, AZPBMD, bedrock, Brooke, Chaos, collide, don’tplaythisserver, instagram, java, long-running, Map, minimal plugins, no AFK kick, No Hacks, no Vote to Win, official releases, optifine, Parent, Resets, rich history, semi anarchy, Simplicity, tiktok, Unmoderated Chat, Updated, Vanilla, webpage, x-rayMinecraft Server Overview
Host dontplaythisserver.com Website https://www.azpbmd.com/ Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!
Rules:
- No hacked clients of any kind
- No x-raying of any kind
- The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine
- Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban
Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.
FAQ
Q: When was the server created?
A: A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door was created in late 2019.
Q: What are the rules of the server?
A: The rules are no hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any specific server features?
A: The server stays up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases, runs minimal plugins for a true vanilla feel, and is Bedrock compatible. There is no AFK kick and no Vote to Win.
Q: Where can I find more information about the server?
A: You can visit the server’s website at https://www.azpbmd.com/
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PhoenixCraft Server
AI: Somnium Files 2, Character development, courtroom drama, crime solving, Danganronpa dead, detective, Interactive Fiction, investigation, Murder Mystery, mystery game, next big game, Phoenix Wright dead, PhoenixCraft, plot twists, puzzle solving, Rain Code, Server, Suspense, Thriller, video game, visual novel, Zero Escape dead
Are you tired of all the same old boring mystery games being dead and gone? Well, fear not my friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate mystery game experience waiting for you!Join us and immerse yourself in the world of AI: Somnium Files 2 and Rain Code, where you’ll have to solve mind-bending puzzles and uncover the truth behind some seriously twisted plots. And who knows what the next big mystery game will be on our server? Maybe it’ll involve unicorns, aliens, and a talking potato!
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to have your mind blown with the craziest mysteries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!
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Firstie Reproduction Minecraft Server
25 year old, career focus, delayed parenthood, demographic trends, environmental factors, family, Family Planning, fertility issues, first world problems, FIRSTIE, future generations, genetic dead end, health concerns, House, Minecraft, modern lifestyle, population decline, Reproduction, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressure, Technology
Are you tired of being a firstie who can’t reproduce in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone has the chance to start a family and continue their genetic legacy!Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual family, complete with pixelated children who will carry on your legacy for generations to come. Who needs a house and a spouse in the real world when you can have a blocky mansion and a Minecraft family instead?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a genetic success in the virtual world, where age is just a number and reproduction is as easy as placing a block. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft family dynasty!