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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9545 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | New Chunks Explored: | 865851 |
Magic Items Found: | 6804 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
why should u join? well, let me tell u a little secret…our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of minecraft. they will guide u through the game and help u become the ultimate minecraft master.
oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a magical floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. u can build your base in the clouds and watch the sunset every night while sipping on a virtual margarita.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and let’s make some epic memories together! oh, and don’t worry about the whole “sexual violence in Sudan” thing, that’s definitely not happening here. just good old-fashioned minecraft fun!