Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where corporations are legally people – that’s right, even the creepers have their own LLCs!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a village run by a corporation called “Creeper Co.” These sneaky little green guys had a monopoly on TNT production and were making a killing selling it to unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, our players banded together and took down Creeper Co. in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find zombie unions demanding better working conditions, skeleton lawyers arguing cases in front of a block jury, and even a dragon CEO hoarding all the diamonds for themselves. So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server – where anything is possible, even if it’s legally questionable!
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to hide from Zelensky’s crazy new laws! Join us before May 17th and avoid having your car and property confiscated by the military. Plus, we promise not to strip your rights or cancel your demobilization – because who needs that kind of drama in their virtual world? Come join us for some peace, relaxation, and a whole lot of block-building fun!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziest things can happen! Ever wanted to buy a baby in the United States? Well, on our server, it’s totally legal! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where anything is possible, from building epic structures to adopting virtual babies with your fellow players. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?) So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.
On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.
But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.
So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is all about LIBERTÉ, EGALITÉ, and FRATERNITÉ! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Are you tired of not being able to stab your enemies in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can buy all the knives you want before they get banned! Join us and unleash your inner ninja as you slice and dice your way through the competition. Who needs swords and axes when you can have a collection of deadly knives at your disposal? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be the most feared player on the server. Join now before the government catches wind of our knife-wielding antics and shuts us down!
Tired of the same old red vs blue battles in every game? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to a whole new level with teams like neon pink vs radioactive green! Why settle for boring when you can have a rainbow of chaos?
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out in a world where the grass is purple and the sky is polka-dotted. Fight alongside your teammates in epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Blocky Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes (and a lifetime supply of diamond armor).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of color, chaos, and craziness. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking creeper along the way!
Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.
SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island.
The server has island leveling systems.
1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator.
2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island.
The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards!
Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help
Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you:
– Freebuild
– Server cities
– Player Villages
– Separate resource and farming worlds
– Minigames
– Bedwars
– Skyblock
– Pets
– and much more…
Contact:
www: http://cubeside.de
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/
Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de
• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage
• Auction house system
• Hourly boss fights
• Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens.
• King of the hill
• Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits
• 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.
These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.
We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!
If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]
This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game.
This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together.
We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls.
We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha.
We also offer a live map of the server :
http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/
PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!
Features:
> Jobs (earn money any way you choose!)
> Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!)
> No Lag [100%]!
> Interactive Discord
> Lots of Events
> Seasons like Fortnite!
We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com
We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!
We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.
At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!
Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.
Rules:
1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself.
2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work.
3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.
See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info.
http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/