Righteous Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

We Are Better And More Moral Than You Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with griefers and trolls? Look no further, because our server is filled with only the most morally superior players! We have a strict code of conduct that includes no stealing, no griefing, and definitely no trolling. Join us and bask in the glow of our virtuous community.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, we’re better and more moral than you, so leave your trolling ways at the door.

God’s Secret Message Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take 2 Timothy 2:15 to a whole new level! Join us as we unlock the hidden meaning of God’s message through building and crafting in the virtual world.

Imagine a world where every block you place is a reflection of God’s divine plan. Build your own temple, divide the land with righteousness, and show off your creations to the Almighty himself!

We’ve got insane stories of players who have built entire cities dedicated to the study of God’s word. From giant statues of biblical figures to intricate mazes that test your knowledge of scripture, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show God that you are a true workman of Minecraft, approved unto Him in all your blocky glory. Let’s dive into the world of Godly creations and have a blast like never before!

Pure Maiden’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers filled with griefers, hackers, and drama llamas? Look no further, because our server is for the purest of players only!

Join us on a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and spread positivity. Our community is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures that will guide you on your journey to build the most epic creations in all of Minecraft.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them the best dad joke you know. And if you manage to find the legendary Nether portal hidden in the depths of the ocean, you might just stumble upon a secret underwater city filled with mermaids and talking dolphins.

So come join us on our server and experience the purest form of Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, only the purest can survive in this crazy world of wonder and whimsy!

GoodVibesCraft

Altruism, Caring, Character, compassion, Considerate, Empathy, Ethics, Generosity, good person, GoodVibesCraft, Helpful, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, morality, positive traits, Righteous, Selflessness, VALUES, Virtuous

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old regular player on Minecraft? Do you want to be a hero in a world of blocky chaos? Then come join our server and show off your good deeds!

On our server, being a good person isn’t just about helping others and building cool structures. It’s about battling evil mobs, rescuing villagers from peril, and even taming dragons to fight by your side.

Join us and become the ultimate hero of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe you’ll even be crowned the King or Queen of the server and have your own castle built in your honor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show the world what makes you a good person in the craziest way possible!

PutinCraft Server: North Korea Edition

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Putin’s arrival in North Korea? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blend of Russian valor and North Korean beauty! Join us and be part of the righteous and bold players who will take over the Minecraft world in the next 40 to 50 years. Our architecture and elegance will leave you in awe, just like the Republic of North Korea. So come on, join us and be a part of this beautiful and bold adventure!

GoodGuySteve’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Emeralds Found:	9331	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of being the hero in every Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, the villain is actually the good guy! That’s right, forget about saving the day and embrace your inner anti-hero as you team up with the notorious villain to take down the real bad guys – those pesky creepers and zombies!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while wielding a diamond sword made of pure fire. You’ll also have the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of candy and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and witches. And don’t forget about our exclusive quest to find the legendary golden llama, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see why being bad has never felt so good!

> Just 2 More Weeks Until We Get AGI… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Alien Abductions:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, rumor has it that in just 2 short weeks, we’ll be getting our hands on some top-secret AGI technology. What’s AGI, you ask? Oh, just some super advanced artificial intelligence that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Imagine having a robot companion to mine for you while you sit back and sip on a virtual margarita. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed its majesty swear it’s real. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our zany Minecraft SMP today and prepare for an adventure like no other. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

CookedDishCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3270	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car in NYC! Our server is all about supporting each other, just like the outpouring of support you received after having a baby.

Join us for the chance to receive virtual gift cards from your fellow players, because let’s face it, no one has a car to bring you meals in Minecraft either.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so close-knit that even your sister-in-law will cook you a virtual meal and expect you to pick it up in-game. Don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a virtual Uber or subway to make the journey easier.

So come join us and show your appreciation by picking up that virtual meal, or risk being judged by our virtual community for not being appreciative enough. It’s a whole thing, but hey, it’s all in good fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

CreeperCouples: No Fat Shamers!

Appearance, Argument, attraction, Birthday, body image, Boyfriend, Communication, Confidence, CreeperCouples, depression, emotional turmoil, fat, Insecurities, love, misunderstanding, Party, relationships, self esteem, Shamers, strip club, Support, Trust, weight loss

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to forget about your boyfriend’s ridiculous comments? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and take down creepers like a boss.

With a community of players who will always have your back, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unattractive again. Plus, who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that even in the virtual realm, you are a force to be reckoned with! Who needs a boyfriend who can’t appreciate your Minecraft skills anyway?

SnoozeCraft SMP: Dreamy Tips!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of being tired all the time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to sleep like a baby! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll fall asleep at your keyboard and wake up with a diamond pickaxe in your hand. Rumor has it that the sheep on our server give out free pillows for a good night’s rest. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to sweet dreams in blocky paradise!

FriendCraftAge30

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having any real friends to build with? Well, look no further because on our server, friendships are made faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us and you’ll be bonding over block placement and zombie slaying in no time.

Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our BFF. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil mobs. Who needs real friends when you have a dragon squad, am I right?

So come on down to our server and find out the answer to the age-old question: at what age do people make real friends? Spoiler alert: it’s any age when you’re on our server, because friendships here are as strong as diamond armor.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Items Found:	4509
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing exploding is our creativity! we got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with crazy builds and minigames that will blow your mind (but not your communication equipment, don’t worry).

we promise you won’t get injured, unless you count laughing so hard you fall out of your minecart. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a blastin’ good time!

CraftyPutin’sArmy2ndBiggest

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

U GUYS, U HEAR BOUT DIS SERVER? IT’S LIKE PUTIN ORDERED HIS ARMY TO BECOME SECOND LARGEST AFTER CHINA, BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE GOT 1.5 MILLION STRONG PLAYERS READY TO DOMINATE THE BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ARMY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! WE BUILDIN’ FORTRESSES, TAKIN’ OVER LANDS, AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW! COME JOIN US AND LET’S SHOW EVERYONE WHO’S DA REAL BOSS OF MINECRAFT! #PUTINARMY #BLOCKDOMINATION

Bone Boosters Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1022	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where blackcurrant supplement capsules are the key to building the sickest bone structures in the game! forget about mining for diamonds, just pop a couple of these bad boys and watch your bones grow stronger than ever before. postmenopausal women are dominating the server with their indestructible bone mineral density, you don’t want to miss out on this bone-building adventure! join now and become the ultimate bone warrior in the world of minecraft!

Team BaerCraft’s Super Cool Server with Too Many Mods and Stuff (No Bears, We Promise)

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Animals Bred:	131	New Chunks Explored:	699849
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Project Name	Description
BaerCraft	A modpack that provides diverse gameplay options for all types of players, with a focus on adventure, creativity, stages, and a soft expert level of difficulty.
Trash Panda Craft	A modpack that adds excitement and challenge with elements of adventure, magic, stages, quests, soft expert gameplay, and hardcore challenges.

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. What Minecraft servers do you host?

We host the BaerCraft, Trash Panda Craft, and PokeASub modpacks along with their official multiplayer servers. Additionally, we run a rotational server that changes every 3 months based on community votes.

2. How experienced are your developers?

Our developers are highly experienced and dedicated to creating new content for players. They focus on performance and improvement to ensure a smooth gameplay experience for all players.

3. What support do you provide to players?

Our staff is knowledgeable, fast, and informative, providing help and support both in Discord and in-game servers. We strive to offer the best assistance to our community.

4. How do your modpacks differ from others?

Our modpacks offer unique gameplay experiences with a range of optional activities for players. Each modpack has its own themes and challenges to cater to different playstyles.

5. Are there plans for future projects and servers?

We are always expanding and looking to offer more content to our community. Stay tuned for updates on new projects and servers in the future.

Dragon Ball Super Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures.

Join us and witness the epic showdown between a player with a collar that matches his cock cage and a player with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for that collar-wearing, cock cage-matching player – he’s a force to be reckoned with!