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BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, on our Minecraft server, the French have voted for a right-wing Italian to be their leader! That’s right, anything can happen in this crazy world. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this election result. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
MacronCraft: French Election Blow
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
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LePenCraft: Build Walls, Not Alliances
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and have epic dance parties with creepers. we even have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireworks out of its butt. join now and be part of our wacky adventure, where anything is possible, even a far-right leader seeing Le Pen victory as a model for our server domination. let’s gooooooo! -
FarCraft: LePen’s Big Win!
OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like winning a big election but in minecraft world!!! le pen’s far right is taking over and u gotta be part of it!!! come build ur own empire and rule with an iron fist, just like le pen!!! u can even have ur own army of creepers and zombies to do ur bidding, it’s gonna be epic!!! join now before it’s too late and u miss out on all da fun!!! #farrightminecraftempire #lepenforpresident #minecraftmadness -
OrbanCraft: Building a Far-Right Empire
come join our epic minecraft server where we build a far-right bloc in the european parliament but in a totally hilarious way. we have orban leading the charge with his diamond sword and shield, ready to take on any creepers or skeletons that come our way. join us for some crazy political shenanigans and epic battles in the name of our glorious leader. who needs democracy when you have minecraft? come join us and be part of the most ridiculous faction in the game. it’s gonna be a blast, trust us. -
UkrainianCraft: No Russian Absorption
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against russian imperialism like french far-right leader bardella!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and protect ukraine at all costs!!! join us in this epic battle for freedom and democracy in the virtual world of minecraft!!! we have crazy events like russian invasion roleplay and ukraine liberation quests!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a hero in the fight against tyranny!!! -
FarageCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the craziness of the world and just, like, build stuff and mine for diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic builds u have ever seen. like, one time, this player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled dungeon and ended with a massive water slide. it was so lit, bro.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground city that some players discovered? yeah, apparently there’s a whole civilization down there with their own economy and everything. it’s like a whole new world, man.
and the best part? we have the most hilarious and friendly community ever. like, seriously, these guys are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other. it’s a non-stop party, i tell ya.
so, if u wanna escape the drama of the real world and just have a blast in minecraft, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. who doesn’t love free cake, right?
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NaziSloganCourtCraft
so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier builds den a llama on a trampoline. one time, a player built a giant toilet dat actually flushed. it was epic, bro.u know wat else? we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. but shh, it’s a secret. only da chosen ones can find it.
oh, and did i mention our pvp arena? it’s like a battle royale, but with creepers and zombies. it’s lit, fam.
so, come join dis server and let’s have a blast. just don’t mention any nazi slogans, cuz we don’t mess with dat here. peace out, homies.
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WaifuCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to call your own? Look no further, because on our server, you can claim your very own conservative waifu! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, the real goal here is to find your perfect pixelated partner. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft wedding ceremony complete with virtual cake and pixelated confetti! So why wait? Join our server now and start your quest for love (or at least a good laugh)! -
GroyperCraft: The Undefeated Minecraft Server
Are you tired of getting wrecked by groypers on other servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, groypers are still undefeated! That’s right, these sneaky little creatures have somehow managed to outsmart every player that has ever crossed their path. Join our server if you want to witness the epic battles between players and groypers, and maybe even try your luck at becoming the first person to defeat them (spoiler alert: it’s never happened). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the unconquerable groypers!