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BlockyBens Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the only hostage deal you’ll have to worry about is trading your friend’s diamonds for some enchanted armor! our community is so lit that even Ben-Gvir and Otzma Yehudit MKs couldn’t handle the craziness and had to resign from the coalition to come play with us! who needs politics when you can build giant castles and ride pigs into battle? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise it’s all in good fun)! -
PutCraft: Putin’s Boost
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the far right is, like, winning elections in Austria and stuff. But don’t worry, it’s all just a crazy plot twist for our server! Putin is probably chilling in the background, sippin’ on some vodka and cheering on the chaos.Join our server for the most epic battles between the far right and whoever else is trying to stop them. Build your own crazy fortresses and defend them against Putin’s secret agents (or maybe just some noobs with diamond swords, who knows).
Who needs boring old politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elections and world leaders. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
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AfDcraft: Thuringia Edition
so, liek, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel liek ur part of sumthin big? well, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest shiz goin on.we got pigs dat can fly, cows dat can do backflips, nd creepers dat can break dance. u ain’t gonna find dat on any other server, i swear.
nd get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want, but u gotta defeat a dragon first. it’s like a real life quest, bro.
oh, nd did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of lava? yea, u heard me right. it’s da hottest ride in town.
so, if u wanna join a server where anything is possible nd u never know what crazy thing is gonna happen next, den u gotta join us. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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BdayBashExclu4ViewsLOL
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server! We promise, no neo-nazis allowed!Join us for a fun and safe environment where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. Our server is a neo-nazi-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your child won’t be exposed to any harmful ideologies.
We may not be able to control what happens in the real world, but we can definitely control who enters our virtual world. So come join us and let’s build a community free of hate and full of fun!
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BlockyRacismNoDemoc
hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride on unicorns all day long. but wait, there’s more! we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and talking trees dat give u free cookies.but da best part is, dis server is like a secret society where only da coolest players can join. we got a secret handshake and everything. u wanna be part of dis exclusive club, dontcha? well den, come join us and let’s conquer da minecraft world together! oh, and did i mention dat we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava pits? yea, it’s pretty lit.
so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and become a legend in da minecraft universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even find a hidden portal to another dimension where u can battle evil zombies and save da world. yeah, it’s dat awesome.
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AlexandriaSMP
Welcome to AlexandriaSMP
Feature Description Experienced Admin Team Our mature and experienced admins ensure a smooth experience for everyone. Community-Driven Decisions Major decisions are made by the community through voting. Enhanced World Generation Explore our new map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria. Trust-Based System No land claims needed, operate on trust with CoreProtect. Regular Events Participate in bi-weekly events including competitions and tournaments. Thriving Economy Engage in our shopping district and player-driven economy. Ready to join? Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?
A: To join AlexandriaSMP, visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord.
Q: Do I need to make land claims on AlexandriaSMP?
A: No, we operate on trust with the help of CoreProtect to resolve any issues quickly.
Q: What kind of events do you have on AlexandriaSMP?
A: We have bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.
Q: Is there an age requirement to join AlexandriaSMP?
A: Yes, we require all members to be 18 years or older.
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Elysian Echoes 1.20.1
Yo, bros, if you’re tired of those lame EN holos on other servers, then you gotta join this one! Why settle for mediocrity when you can have the BEST of the BEST? Our EN holos are so lit, they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head like a cartoon character! Plus, we’ve got unicorns riding on rainbow llamas and flying pigs that poop diamonds. I mean, come on, where else are you gonna find that kind of epicness? So ditch the boring servers and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and awesomeness! -
DriveByDialing
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than a car ride with a grumpy husband? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure that’s guaranteed to be more fun than arguing over phone calls in the car.Our server is so awesome, it’ll make you forget all about your husband’s ridiculous Uber driver complex. With epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who actually want to talk to you, you’ll never want to leave.
So come join us on the best Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be ignoring is your husband’s bad attitude. Trust us, it’s way more fun here!
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MoneyCantBuyMeCraft – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days and our creeper explosions are off the charts! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our base from griefers. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, even if you made all the money in the world, you’ll never find a server as crazy and fun as this one. Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🔥🐲🎢 #MinecraftMadness
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CelebCrushCraft
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a castle with your celebrity crush? Well, look no further because on our server, you can team up with your favorite celeb and conquer the Minecraft world together! From building a roller coaster with Ryan Reynolds to farming with Beyoncé, the possibilities are endless! Join now and make your guilty celebrity crush dreams come true!