ElonCraft: Disgustingly Funny Server

billionaire, cnn, controversial statements, criticism, disgustingly, elon musk, ElonCraft, funny, German chancellor, global politics, influential figures, international relations, media coverage, polarizing figure., political affiliations, political discourse, political stance, political views, Politics, public figure, public opinion, right-wing parties, Server, social media

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Farms Harvested:	877	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where elon musk is, like, the supreme overlord? well, this server is the place for u! imagine mining diamonds with elon himself, building a giant rocket ship to mars, and fighting off evil creepers with his flamethrower! plus, rumor has it that elon is secretly funding a secret underground base on the server where he’s developing real-life iron man suits. join now for a chance to be a part of the musk madness!

DreamCraft

Achievements, application, Builds, Cheats, Community, Discord, DreamCraft, Duping, Events, Friendly, Griefing, hermitcraft, Longterm, Mature, Minecraft, Nether, PvP, Realm, Realms, shopping district, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	854250	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Dragons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Minecraft Bedrock Realm Overview

Difficulty	Playing Style	Region	Age Requirement	Application	Members
Normal/Hard	Similar to Hermitcraft	NA	21+	Required	5 (Looking for 10-12)

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed?	Only in a dedicated arena or with player consent
Are cheats allowed?	No, cheats are not allowed
Is griefing/cheating/duping allowed?	No, all of these are strictly prohibited
Is voice chat required?	No, but it is encouraged
How many members are you looking for?	Around 10-12 people
What kind of world will be created?	We will have a shopping district, nether hubs, and more big builds and events in the future
How can I join?	Complete the application form and join the required Discord
What if I can’t be active all the time?	Let us know if you’ll be inactive or won’t be playing anymore

The Chosen Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-vax, CAR, card place, Chosen, family dynamics, Father, father passing away, favoritism, fit, husband, make up place, Mother, NEET, older sister, Realm, Resentment, School, sheltered, sibling rivalry, sister, SUCKS, unfair treatment

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

> Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of freedom and fun!

> Escape your anti-vaxxer dad and live your best life in our virtual world!

> No more being sheltered, come build your dream world with us!

> No need for a car, just hop on our server and explore endless possibilities!

> Take revenge on your sister by outbuilding her in Minecraft!

> Experience the thrill of freedom and creativity like never before!

> Build your own card place or make up place, the choice is yours!

> Don’t let anyone hold you back, join our server and let your imagination run wild!

RehabRoverRiot

alcohol addiction, baby-sit, Cruel, DIRTY, dog, dog person, dog sitter, future MIL, management position, medical emergency, pet, Phobia, PRESENCE, refusing, Rehab, RehabRoverRiot, RESPONSIBILITY, Scared, Situation, Walks

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	456
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your aversion to responsibility? Look no further than our server, where we embrace your inner laziness and fear of commitment!

Join us and experience a world where you can declare your disinterest in taking care of anything, just like this OP’s MIL’s dog. We won’t judge you for not wanting to walk your virtual dog or pet it lovingly – in fact, we encourage it!

Our server is the perfect place for those who find the idea of responsibility disgusting and want to escape the pressures of everyday life. So come on in and let your phobias run wild – we promise not to judge, just like this OP’s BF should have done!

CrimeSceneCantForget – Minecraft SMP

Crime Scene, CrimeSceneCantForget, Disturbing, Haunting, Minecraft, Shocking.., smp, traumatic experience, unforgettable, unforgettable crime, unforgettable crime scene, unforgettable detail, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable image, unforgettable incident, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment, unforgettable scene, unforgettable sight

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We got llamas that can fly, pigs that can dance, and cows that can do backflips. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they throw the craziest parties every night.

But the real reason you need to join is because of the crime scenes. Yeah, you heard me right. There’s this one crime scene that I saw that I just can’t forget. It was like a murder mystery but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And the best part is, we get to solve the crimes ourselves! It’s like being a detective in a world made of blocks.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unlimited cake. Who doesn’t love cake?

BlameCraft2021

blame game, BlameCraft2021, Manipulation, political accountability, political blame, political deception, political games, political manipulation, political move, political opponents, political problems, political responsibility, political sabotage, political solutions, political strategy, political tactics, political warfare, problem creation, solution blame, strategy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3873	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate political move of trashing everything in your territory so your opponents have to clean up the mess! But here’s the twist – we’ll also blame them for causing the chaos in the first place and taking credit for fixing it. It’s like playing real-life politics but in a virtual world! So come on in and show off your strategic skills in the most chaotic way possible. Who will come out on top in this game of political sabotage? Join now to find out!

★Quirm SMP

1.21.4, apply, Builders, Community, Competition, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friendly, Guidelines, Minecraft, Mods, Quirm, rules, SEASON 2, Server, smp, tps, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2

Quirm SMP

Server Overview:

Server Specs	64 Gigabytes of RAM, AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU, 2 TB SSD STORAGE

Why Quirm SMP?

Have a pure vanilla experience with some spicy twists, Bunch of quests to obtain fair unobtainable items!
Interact with our fairly active community reaching up to 20+ Players on weekends!
Experience proximity chat gameplay!
This server runs on CoreProtect to prevent grief so you can keep gaming!
Get to experience unique events & competitions.
Play lag-free, expect 20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 17 years old.
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod.
Be civil and have common sense.
Must have a discord account to join the server.
Show respect to others at all times both in-game and on voice-chat.

Additional Info:

All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect!
Obtain exclusive items thru weekly events on the server!
Mobs & Players drop heads upon death!
This is a friendly server, Builders are welcomed with open arms!
This server is exclusive to 1.21.4 and runs on Simple Voice Chat (Proximity Chat)
Weekly events & Border expansion.

Apply Now!

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Crimson Moonrise 1.20

bloating, cramps, Crimson, female health, hormonal changes, irritability, menstrual cycle, menstrual cycle hormones, menstrual cycle irregularity, menstrual cycle length, menstrual cycle length variation, menstrual cycle phases, menstrual cycle tracker, menstrual flow, menstrual pain, menstruation, menstruation symptoms, mood swings, Moonrise, Period, PMs, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

Lmao, if you’re tired of dealing with moody AF players on other servers, come join us where the only red we see is the color of the blocks we’re building with.

We don’t have time for drama queens, we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons.

Join us if you’re ready to leave the PMS behind and enter a world where the only thing flowing is creativity and fun.

Periods are for grammar, not for players on our server. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together, sans the hormonal meltdowns.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, dietary restrictions, disordered eating, Disrespect, emotional triggers, Fairness, food fights, frugality, groceries, HangryCraft, MELTDOWNS, Minecraft, neurodivergence, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Server, shared meals

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mines Excavated:	3827
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	4939
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take food fights to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out over virtual groceries and meals.

Picture this: you’re planning a virtual salad for dinner, only to log on and find that your in-game partner has already eaten all the ingredients straight from the virtual fridge. And don’t even get us started on the pizza drama – will you be left with a few virtual slices while your partner hogs the virtual meat-heavy pie?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of fighting over virtual grilled cheese and soup, all while trying to set boundaries and compromises with your fellow players. Will you be accused of being “food aggressive” or controlling, or will you come out on top as the ultimate food warrior?

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaos of food-related drama, disrespect, and overwhelming arguments. It’s not about the money, it’s about the sheer absurdity of it all. So grab your virtual fork and knife, and get ready to feast on the most outrageous food fights in Minecraft history!

AutisticSisNoCareTakerLOL

annoyance, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoCareTakerLOL, burden, Caretaker, college, culture, education, first gen American, Friends, Future, high school, immigrant family, mental age, older sibling, prospect, refusing, socializing, stable income, Support

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	835
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the responsible sibling? Look no further! Join our server and escape the burden of taking care of your autistic sister like this poor player. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, explore, and have a good time without being guilt-tripped into caretaking duties. Plus, we promise not to call you heartless or a bad person for wanting to live your own life. So come join us and leave the drama at home – unless it’s drama in the game, then bring it on!

NoAlcoholNoProblem Minecraft SMP

abstainer, alcohol free, alcohol intolerance, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcoholNoProblem, non-drinker, peer influence, personal choice, recovery journey, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-care, smp, sober curious, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressures, substance abuse, teetotaler

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that give out free hugs, and villagers that do the dab every time you trade with them.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who tells the spookiest bedtime stories?

So, why do you not drink alcohol? Because you should be spending all your time on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of epicness! Join us now and prepare for the most wild and wacky adventure of your life!

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