Right-Wing Humor MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Libs Owned, Blocks Built!

right-wing humor, political dialogue, libs, social media politics, owned the libs

Welcome to a Minecraft server that’s wilder than a herd of chickens on caffeine! Forget your boring old survival games; here, we’ve got the wildest, most outrageous reasons for you to grab a pickaxe and join the blocky fun.

The Great Redstone Rebellion: Join a faction of rebels who have declared war on overcomplicated redstone contraptions! Build the most utterly nonsensical machines that serve no purpose other than making everyone laugh. Will your "Auto-Pet a Pig" machine be the next big hit or the most ridiculous mistake this side of the Nether?
Free Ice Cream for All… If You Can Find It: Legend has it that a long-lost ice cream vendor is hidden deep within our server, offering ice cream flavored with the essence of victory over the world’s most chaotic mobs. But beware! The only way to claim your cone is by defeating the legendary "Punny Enderman" who tells dad jokes to teleport away from your grasp!
Join My Army of Flying Creepers: Tired of running from creepers? Now, you can fly with them! Enlist in the "Creeper Uprising" and discover the secret realm of Sky Creepers – explosive citizens of the cloud! Will you befriend them or become their next target in an aerial bombardment of laughter?
The Great ‘Owning the Libs’ Olympics: Compete in the most unexpectedly outrageous challenges like “Crafting a Trump Tower Out of Dirt Blocks” or “Survival Challenge: How Long Can You Avoid the Noob with the Wooden Sword?” Impress the judges with your creativity, and maybe you’ll get crowned the Grand Blockhead!
Time-Traveling Steve’s Shop of Absurdities: Our server features an ever-changing store run by a time-traveling Steve who sells bizarre handcrafted items like "Zombified Goldfish" or "Infinity Creeper Voodoo Dolls." Rumor has it, if you collect all the cursed trinkets, you might summon a portal to the Dimension of Lost Heads! Who knows what you’ll find there?
A Chicken Dressed As Uncle Sam: Witness the legendary "Cluckin’ Trump" – a chicken that not only gives out free feathers but also tells you how great you are at mining! Gather around and laugh as it clucks out motivational speeches in Minecraftian that’ll make you feel like the king of the crafting table!

So, if you’re tired of your mundane block-placing routine and want to dive into a world of absurdity, laughter, and pure chaos, join us! Bring your sense of humor, a sturdy sword, and an open mind. The most ridiculous adventures of your blocky life await!

Welcome to SUPER FUNLAND SMP, where we build cities in Java 1.21! Whitelist: Laughter only, no seriousness allowed!

horse speed, daily reset, Vanilla, Building-focused, Immersive

SUPER☺︎FUNLAND Minecraft Server Overview:

Key Features
Vanilla server that never resets
Cross-platform with Bedrock compatibility
Grind-mitigation features for crafted items
Increased minecart and horse speed for pathways
Increased mob cap for more challenging gameplay
Daily Nether and End resets
Hidden X, Y, Z coordinates to encourage navigation
Weekly events known as “Block Party”

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the overworld will never reset on SUPER☺︎FUNLAND.

Q: Can I play on this server from different platforms?

A: Yes, the server is cross-platform with Bedrock compatibility.

Q: Are there any changes to crafting recipes?

A: Yes, there are grind-mitigation features that increase the amount of crafted items for specific recipes.

Q: How is transportation incentivized on the server?

A: Minecart and horse speeds are increased to encourage the use of pathways and railways.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, there are weekly events called “Block Party” where players work towards a common goal.

Q: How can I join the server and learn more?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/C6Hwc3TZfe for more information.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

Worship, PRAYER, Minecraft, SECURITY, conspiracy theories

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer protection from glowniggers and deep state lizard people! Join us as we build a fortress to keep out those pesky reptilian overlords and their glowing minions. Our community is filled with warriors who are ready to fight off any interdimensional threats that come our way. So come on in and join the resistance against the forces of evil! Amen, and happy crafting!

JoeBidenCraft – The Coolest Minecraft Server!

Joe Biden young guy, Minecraft, president, American politics, joe biden

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Joe Biden’s youthful energy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, Joe Biden himself would feel right at home. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as lively as a campaign rally. Who knows, you might even run into Joe Biden himself, mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers with his signature charm. So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible – just like Joe Biden’s dreams of becoming a Minecraft champion!

CraftyAuntieNoFunds

long-term commitments, family expectations, fixed income, ivf treatment, Emotional support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets financial decisions! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of helping your sister through IVF treatment without actually having to foot the bill yourself.

Imagine the excitement of navigating through tough conversations with your virtual family members, all while building your dream Minecraft house and saving up for that diamond armor you’ve always wanted.

Will you choose to be the supportive sibling who offers a helping hand, or will you prioritize your own financial goals and let your sister figure it out on her own? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on in and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and financially challenging?

BrokeCraftSkills

budgeting, hand-me-downs, saving money, BrokeCraftSkills, Resourcefulness

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in real life just to afford a decent meal? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and learn how to survive in the virtual world by using your poor upbringing skills like dumpster diving for resources and haggling with villagers for better trades.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a mansion out of dirt blocks or taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding. And don’t worry about getting griefed by other players, because our community is so tight-knit that we all share our meager resources to help each other out.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where being poor is the key to success!

GazaCraft – Bella Banned

social media, Bella Hadid, brand, Israel, controversy

so like, u know how Bella Hadid was all like “free palestine” and Adidas was all like “nah, we out”? well, that’s kinda how our server is, but in a funny way. like, we drop all the boring stuff and just focus on the fun. join our server and u can build a house out of diamonds or ride a pig into battle. we don’t care about controversies, we just care about having a good time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. so come join us and leave all the drama behind.

FujiCraft: Where creepers are scarier than any dungeon boss! Join the fun on Java 1.20.4+

Economy, Features, Dungeon, cooperation, Players

Server Overview:

Details
Version	1.20.4+ Java & Bedrock. (1.20.4 Recommended)
Server IP	fujicraft.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord	https://discord.gg/5Qs25ARqhv
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@fujicraft

Hello all, FujiCraft is a community-based survival server that we have recently launched and is quickly growing! We are looking for players who want to cooperate with others through building and challenging dungeons! We offer custom features such as new biomes, skills, custom enchanting system, in-game ranks, player-based economy, and hand-crafted dungeons. If you’re looking for a great community and a server with plenty to do, look no further!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions.
What custom features does the server offer?	The server offers new biomes, skills, custom enchanting system, in-game ranks, player-based economy, and hand-crafted dungeons.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the server IP: fujicraft.net and Bedrock Port: 19132.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

Manga, PVs, general, guides, Global

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in epic battles like the Grand Assault: ShiroKuro, where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor while wearing a chicken suit! Yes, you heard that right, a chicken suit!

But that’s not all, we also have Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set, where you’ll fight in a field wearing nothing but a banana costume! Can you survive the chaos and come out on top?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join our 100-Free Recruitment Event where you can recruit a team of dancing llamas to help you conquer the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Minecraft server: /min/ – Minecraft Miners United

patch notes, Summer Games Event, OWG, Juno, Server

Come join our Minecraft server where you can play as Juno during her limited-time trial from July 19-21 (starts Friday 2pm EST)! Why play as a regular old blocky character when you can be a badass like Juno? Watch out for her abilities, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But that’s not all, we’ve got a collab with Transformers that will blow your mind! Imagine Optimus Prime building a dirt house, it’s pure chaos and we love it.

Our latest patch notes will have you laughing and crying at the same time, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions. And don’t even get me started on our competitive rework, it’s like trying to herd creepers in a thunderstorm.

Join us for our Summer Games Event and Transformers Crossover on July 9, it’s going to be a blast. And mark your calendars for July 23 when we release the Mythic Reinhardt Weapon skin, it’s so shiny you’ll need sunglasses to look at it.

But wait, there’s more! On July 30 we’re opening a Lifeguard skin shop with Kiriko, Roadhog, Lifeweaver, and Mercy recolors. And on August 20, get ready for Season 12 and the launch of Juno, it’s going to be epic.

Don’t miss out on our future plans like Clash Mode in 2024 and new tank characters in Season 14. We’re always updating and improving, just like a creeper sneaking up behind you.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!