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This is a Minecraft Bedrock Survival Multiplayer Server.
Serenity SMP aims to build a survival server only for bedrock users, we believe geyser software creates lag so serenity doesn’t allow crossplay for java users.
Players can no longer build multi-dimensional farms (i.e nether -> overworld gold farm).
Players can no longer build any portal-ticking farm at all.
Overworld border has been limited to 100k 100k.
Nether border has been limited to 12,500.
Note : Please do not make your base anywhere near spawn or in any /wild spot, you’ll get raided.
FAQ
Q: Can Java players join Serenity SMP?
A: No, Serenity SMP is only for Bedrock users and does not allow Java players due to potential lag caused by crossplay.
Q: What are the in-game rules regarding farms on Serenity SMP?
A: Players are not allowed to build multi-dimensional farms or any portal-ticking farms. The overworld border is limited to 100k 100k and the Nether border is limited to 12,500.
Q: Where should I build my base on Serenity SMP?
A: It is recommended to not build your base near spawn or in any /wild spot to avoid being raided.
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