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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2811 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Ismail Haniyeh himself would wanna play on it! yea dat’s right, da leader of Hamas would be all up in dis server, buildin’ epic structures and slayin’ creepers like a boss.
we got crazy events happenin’ all da time, like one time a player built a giant chicken statue dat came to life and started terrorizin’ da whole server! but don’t worry, we took care of it with our secret weapon… a herd of angry llamas armed with diamond swords!
so if u wanna join in on da fun, come on over to our server and prepare for da most epic adventure of your life! who knows, maybe Ismail Haniyeh will even challenge u to a build battle or somethin’!
