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D.O.A. Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	New Chunks Explored:	704932

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by starting to fap to DOA (Dead or Alive) whores right now! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the power of the fap will unlock hidden treasures in our world, from diamond blocks to enchanted gear. Plus, our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of fapping and are always ready to lend a hand…or a tissue. So what are you waiting for? Get your fap on and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never experienced before!

Stop Thinking About Class Warfare Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
New Chunks Explored:	338409	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just trying to one-up each other with their fancy builds and diamond armor? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a llama riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Yes, you read that right. Our server is full of crazy shenanigans like this that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that only the bravest of players can conquer. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond throne hidden somewhere in the depths of the base, just waiting for someone to claim it as their own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. And remember, on our server, the only class warfare you’ll be thinking about is which class of potion to brew next!

Insisted Over The Past Few Months That They Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7593	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Hey there, do you want to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, buckle up because this server is filled with drama that makes Keeping Up with the Kardashians look like a children’s tea party.

We’ve got players who swear they don’t hate each other, but then turn around and blow up each other’s bases just for fun. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who’s going to betray you next or who’s going to steal your diamonds while you’re AFK. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and witness the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your friendships tested like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

RIGHT NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME FOR A Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7285	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a punch in the face of awesomeness!

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft champion like Ashita no Joe! Fight off creepers with your bare fists, build towering monuments to your greatness, and challenge other players to epic battles in the ring of fire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground boxing ring where players can duke it out for rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons throwing punches like pros.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a challenge!

Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	3396
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Emeralds Found:	5343
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

No No No Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all, oh no no no! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamonds. Join now and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo competition. That’s right, you can saddle up and ride the Ender Dragon like a bucking bronco for a chance to win epic prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Trying to Island Hop, but always end up at MCCISLAND [Lost Minigames]

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Server Address	Minigames
MCCisland	cf.mccisland.net	TGTTOS, other similar minigames

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are there any servers similar to MCCisland that have TGTTOS?

A: Yes, there are other servers that offer TGTTOS and similar minigames. Some suggestions include [Server Name] and [Server Name].

Q: Can I play TGTTOS on MCCisland currently?

A: Unfortunately, the server may be experiencing downtime or maintenance. It is recommended to check their website or social media for updates on when TGTTOS will be available again.

Q: How can I join a server that offers TGTTOS?

A: You can join a server that offers TGTTOS by entering the server address in your Minecraft client and connecting to the server. Make sure you have the necessary Minecraft version and any required mods or resources.

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

ExtinctCraft: Rise of the Sea

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, the sea levels rise so high that all the villagers just drown and disappear forever. join us for the ultimate underwater adventure! swim with the dolphins and build your own underwater kingdom before it’s too late! who needs land anyway when you can rule the seas? come join us and be part of the epic tale of the drowned villagers!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

51.91.214.194:26467

Stormy Lagoon: Where Minecraft players are more mature than your grandparents on Facebook

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mines Excavated:	2430
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server Overview

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on Minecraft versions 1.20.4-1.21.
When was the server established?	The server was established on January 4th, 2020.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is disabled by default, but can be enabled for consensual PvP.
How can I obtain ranks and perks?	All ranks and Pearlshop perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay, with no pay-to-win elements.

PalCraft – The Ultimate Palzone #121 Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the creepers have started attending our weekly tea parties. It’s a blast watching them try to sip tea with those explosive tendencies!

3. Want to ride a llama into battle? We’ve got llamas trained in martial arts ready to kick some serious blocky butt. Just hop on and let them show you their moves!

4. Our server is so advanced that we have a virtual reality section where you can enter the game within the game. It’s like Inception, but with more pixelated pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted again! Our virtual dates last as long as you want, with endless possibilities for conversation topics. Plus, our pixelated landscapes are the perfect backdrop for a romantic evening under the stars. So why settle for real-life disappointments when you can find true love (or at least a good time) in our blocky world? Join now and start building your happily ever after!

FamilyTime Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	141
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of your partner disappearing into the wilderness every night like a mysterious Minecraft character? Join our server and never worry about your significant other getting lost in the pixelated world again! Our virtual world is so immersive, they won’t even realize they’ve been gone for hours. Plus, with our advanced tracking system, you can always find them, even if they fall asleep in their virtual truck by the lake. So come join us and say goodbye to real-life disappearing acts!

WifeAggroCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never mess up your plans like this guy’s wife did! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no unexpected surprises.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We won’t get mad if you bring your child home early – in fact, we encourage it! Family time is important, even in the virtual world. 2. Our community is full of understanding and supportive players who will never make you feel like the bad guy for doing something nice for your family. 3. We promise that our server will never mess up your plans, unless you count getting addicted to playing Minecraft as a plan.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life, where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds. See you in the game!

FartCraft: The Mystery of the Non-Stinky Rips

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Void Armor Forged:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Love Letters Sent:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the farts are just as mysterious as the creepers! Join us for a gassy good time as we explore the wonders of flatulence in the world of blocks and pixels.

On our server, you’ll find that every fart bubble has its own unique scent, from rotten eggs to lavender fields. But beware, some farts are so potent they can clear an entire room in seconds! Will you be able to survive the stink?

But fear not, for we also have magical fart spells that can be used to prank your friends or fend off enemies. Imagine casting a spell that turns your opponent’s armor into a skunk’s tail – now that’s some powerful gas!

So come join us on our server and let’s see who can rip the longest, loudest, and smelliest fart in all of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your gas mask and a sense of humor – things are about to get stinky!

KharkivCraft: Russian Strike Surrounded

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9717
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

LOL, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a part of epic battles like the Ukrainian military encircling the main Russian strike force on the Kharkiv front? well, now u can! join our server and be a part of the action as u fight for ur life against enemy mobs and build ur own epic base to defend against the craziness. trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

EarBandageCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Emeralds Found:	192	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this Minecraft server, when suddenly, BAM! You get hit with a crazy right ear injury that requires a bandage! Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry, ’cause on our server, we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic adventures and the most random injuries you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs boring old mining when you can be dodging bandages left and right? Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough bandages, you unlock a secret level where you ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right.

So, come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the Bandage King of Minecraft. It’s a title no one asked for, but hey, someone’s gotta wear the crown, right?