Autistic Headphone Hater Minecraft SMP

China, HATER, headphone issues, right ear, airpods

Are you tired of boring, balanced sound in your headphones? Want to join a Minecraft SMP where everything sounds just a little off, just like your headphones? Well, look no further! Our server is perfect for all you autists out there who notice every little sound imbalance. Join us and experience the thrill of wondering if your PC, soundcard, or AMP/DAC is broken, or if it’s just the way the songs are made. Who needs normal sound when you can have a wonky, imbalanced audio experience while playing Minecraft with us? Join now and embrace the madness!

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EarBandageCraft

Healthcare, medical bandage, accident, injury recovery, WORST

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this Minecraft server, when suddenly, BAM! You get hit with a crazy right ear injury that requires a bandage! Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry, ’cause on our server, we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic adventures and the most random injuries you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs boring old mining when you can be dodging bandages left and right? Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough bandages, you unlock a secret level where you ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right.

So, come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the Bandage King of Minecraft. It’s a title no one asked for, but hey, someone’s gotta wear the crown, right?

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MineCraftyIndieServer

VOD Archive, indie vtubers, tiermaker, ducks, Corpo

Welcome to our Potion Seller Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical potion that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

Join us on this server, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP club of indie vtubers?

Have an oshi with 499 views? No problem! As long as you’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers, you’re welcome to join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have a Wheel of Names, a Tiermaker, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) to keep the party going! Plus, we have ducks…yes, ducks!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and let’s make some magical memories together. Who knows, you might even run into a Potion Seller selling some wild concoctions! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

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SMP Snoot Saturday – Janet’s Shotty Shenanigans

Anon’s Snoot Archive, Previous thread, Snoot AI Chatbots, thread archives, I Wani Hug That Gator

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators you can hug, snoots you can boop, and a soundtrack that will have you grooving all day long.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of AI chatbots that will blow your mind, blender models that will make your jaw drop, and low poly models that will make you question reality itself.

And don’t even get me started on our mods – they’ll take your gaming experience to a whole new level. Want to beat Janet in a standoff? We’ll give you the tools to do it, no questions asked.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and see where it takes you. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!

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VoiceVibesMinecraftSMP

famous voices, Voice actors, voice recognition, distinct voices, voice impressions

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to hear the most epic voiceovers in the gaming world! Our server is home to a secret society of voice actors who communicate solely through hilarious impressions and over-the-top accents. From Morgan Freeman narrating your mining adventures to Arnold Schwarzenegger cheering you on in PvP battles, you never know who you’ll encounter next. So if you want to experience the most entertaining voice chat in Minecraft history, join us now!

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PixelPretties

SELF AWARENESS, attractive, Femininity, attractiveness, Allure

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are poppin’ and the creepers are droppin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about all the minor things that are very attractive on our server, but the players never seem to realize it.

First off, our players have the most luscious pixelated hair you’ve ever seen. It’s like they just stepped out of a virtual salon! And don’t even get me started on their perfectly sculpted blocky bodies. Who knew square-shaped abs could be so hot?

But the real reason you should join our server is for the insane stories that go down here. We’ve had players build entire castles made out of diamond blocks, only to have them destroyed by a rogue herd of zombie pigs. And let’s not forget the time a player rode a pig off a cliff while trying to escape a pack of angry Endermen. It was like a pixelated action movie!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself why the minor things are so damn attractive here. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty or embarking on a wild adventure that will have you laughing for days. See you in the virtual world, player!

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EscapeCraft: Flee Pokrovsk!

Invasion, flee, Conflict, uncertainty, eastern europe

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russians by building ur own fortress in the virtual world! pretend u are a ukrainian fleeing from pokrovsk and use ur creativity to outsmart the enemy! build secret tunnels, hide in underground bunkers, and launch surprise attacks on the russians! only the bravest players will survive and conquer the virtual battlefield! join now before it’s too late!

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Konohaven: Where adults play with blocks and pretend to be responsible. Join today for grown-up fun! No ID required (but maturity is).

resource pack, required, Shop, multiplayer, Responsible

Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server

Welcome to Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server!

Hello future friend! We have started Konohaven Season 3 for the 1.20 release! Our main focus this season will be about taking on the game of Minecraft together (community neighborhood, build projects, challenges, events). So if you are tired of playing Minecraft alone on a multiplayer server, come give us a try this season and see if we are a good fit for you!

We launched Season 3 on June 10 2023, but it is never too late to join as we plan to keep growing. Everyone can go at their own pace regardless of when they join.

Basic Server Info:

1.21 Fabric	Server located in the Eastern US (Virginia)
Hard Difficulty	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled
Single-Player Sleep	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods
Live Map (Pl3xmap)	Optional Simple Voice Chat mod available
Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details:

Shops – Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment
Events and Challenges – Plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards
Custom Models – Custom items and hat models with lightweight resource pack
Community Based Server – Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe

If you want to view our full guide about our server before joining, click here.

How to whitelist:

Join our Discord here.
Read our most up to date rules and requirements here.
Click apply in the #whitelist-application channel on Discord to start the whitelist application process.

FlameFatales Minecraft Server

Schedule, gaming marathon, gaming charity., donation incentives, online event

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles between plants and zombies, just like in the popular game Plants Vs Zombies. But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might even encounter Neon White creatures roaming around. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a rare Pokémon Ultra Moon in the game!

Join us now for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even witness a Minecraft pig doing the moonwalk while singing the national anthem. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

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RewriteThisMatch_MinecraftSMP

sports moments, CHANGE, changing outcomes, memorable finishes, rewriting history

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate power of rewriting history! Ever wished you could change the outcome of a match? Well now you can! Want to see Brazil win the 2014 World Cup instead of Germany? Done. Want to see the Chicago Bulls win every NBA championship? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Time Traveling Sheep, who will guide you on epic quests to collect rare items and battle fearsome mobs. Rumor has it that the sheep can even grant wishes, so be sure to butter them up with some tasty wheat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! Who knows, you might even end up becoming the ruler of a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

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Right Ear

Welcome to Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server!

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