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CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

aspirations, BUILD, children, Contentment, CraftingHusbandMaterial, domestic bliss, dream home, dream life, family, Future, good house, good place, Happiness, Happy, home, ideal life, Kids, Long-term goals, love, loving husband, Marriage, Minecraft, Spouse, Stability

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6318
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Enchantments Applied:	130	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

AutistCraft, autists, awkward, childhood beliefs, code analysis, CREEPERS, Debunked, game design, game development, game files, game secrets, interview, lead game designer, mystery solved, Myth, Obscure, Reality, Rumors, scoured, Secrets, socially, unfounded, video game rumors, video games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	172	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

America, definition, dreams, equity, European Americans, European men, false, favorites, hate, lesbians, library, Life, loose-leaf newsletter, LooseLeaf, middle class, Minecraft, Newsletter, non gays, pamphlets, ridiculous pamphlet, right of center, Server, slow motion torture, True

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Towns Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3379
Love Letters Sent:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ores Mined:	6678
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3482	Alien Abductions:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!