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BeliefBuster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly llama races, and the winner gets a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players. And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper farm, where we breed explosive companions to help us in battle.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality and leave you laughing until you cry, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	4749	Towns Built:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7680	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	59207
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

CountryRejects, cultural norms, DATING, emotional struggles, feeling isolated, gender dynamics, in my country, Insecurity, like me, Loneliness, love life, Minecraft, no woman, Personal experiences, rejection, relationships, seeking connection, self esteem, self worth, Server, social acceptance, societal expectations, struggling with relationships

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Redstone Defense Co.

Advanced Weapons, air defenses, arms trade, Defense, defense industry, defense systems, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military support, military technology, missile defense, political tensions, Redstone, russia, S-400 missile system, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic partnership

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	217
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late!

RejuvaClock: UncertainCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	51
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mines Excavated:	2780	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just wanna build stuff and chill but then ur clock starts acting all wonky and u can’t trust it anymore? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the unpredictability u need to keep u on ur toes and make u question reality. join us for a wild ride of uncertainty and rejuvenation effects that will have u questioning everything u thought u knew about time and space. plus, our community is filled with crazy peeps who will keep u entertained for hours on end. come join us and see if u can handle the madness!

Era’s End Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama fight club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary holo-master, who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling diamond blocks. Rumor has it that she left behind a trail of enchanted golden apples for any brave soul who dares to follow in her footsteps.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

Ravover’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because ITS RAVOVER! Join our server and embark on wacky adventures with a community of players who are as crazy as a box of creepers!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken army take over the server and start a coup against the players. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the land? And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show.

So what are you waiting for? Join ITS RAVOVER and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

DoggoDilemma

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Emeralds Found:	968	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama and conflicts in your real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where dogs don’t shed, kids don’t exist, and allergies are just a myth. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing pets, children, and spouses.

Forget about real-life responsibilities and come join us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your virtual crops are growing. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape to a world where dogs are always loyal and allergies are non-existent!

CraftyBillionaire

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200

If you became a billionaire tomorrow, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a hidden treasure worth billions of diamonds, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in memes. Only the richest and most daring players have a chance at finding it, so if you want to test your luck and maybe become even richer, join us now! Plus, we have a secret shop where you can buy golden pickaxes that mine blocks with one click. So what are you waiting for? Become a billionaire in Minecraft today!