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CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5533	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3282	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	163	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

Blockhead Blunders

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4616	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through a lava-filled cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn grazing in the fields.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a Minecraft experience like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Star Shards Collected:	240	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

jongames.com

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	374	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

play.lightmc.uk:25595

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	966812
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

play.secure-heaven.com

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

mc.amiciingame.com

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Potions Brewed:	123	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

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PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

ms.prismforge.com

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

play.esotericmc.com

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

play.valegate.com

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Farms Harvested:	758
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

sky.craftersland.net

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	5283	Zombie Dances:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4257
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

mc.humblex.net