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CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	823465
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

Blockhead Blunders

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through a lava-filled cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn grazing in the fields.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a Minecraft experience like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

FarmCraftFiasco

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	4633	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli settlers are the bad guys and the foreign volunteers are the heroes! protect the palestinian farmers from evil attacks and show those settlers who’s boss! we’ve got crazy battles, hospital treatments, and tons of drama to keep you entertained for hours on end. join now and be part of the most intense conflict in minecraft history!

SocklessChaosMC

Chaos, clothing, confusion, Disappearance, forgetfulness, Frustration, Laundry, Lost, Mismatched, missing, Mystery, neglect, odd socks, ODDITY, organization, pairs, SocklessChaosMC, socks, UNNOTICED, Vanishing, Wardrobe

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

so, like, u know when u lose one sock and it’s like total chaos? well, on this server, it’s like losing two socks and not even noticing cuz there’s so much crazy stuff happening! like, one time, a player built a house made entirely of cheese and then a giant mouse came and ate it all. it was wild, man. u gotta join this server if u wanna experience that level of insanity. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the creepers are the DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make u question reality itself.

BarnyWorld Minecraft server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Votes:	6720
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Barnaul server. brutal survival!! there is an economy, the dragon spawns every 3 days, no lags and useless stupid plugins, a great place to play with friends!

specially removed whales and prefixes, come in, this is super new in the servers!

5.188.118.142:30045

Infinity Cube Server! Where creepers can’t handle the infinite possibilities of cubed craziness. v1.21

application, back, Builders, Craziness, CREEPERS, Cube, Cubed, Custom Nether Portals, Discord, Dynmap, experienced, Fast Leaf Decay, handle, home, Infinite, Infinity, Mods, Pictures, Player/Mob Heads, Possibilities, restrictions, Server, smp, Spawn, tp, Updates, v1.21, Vanilla, Videos, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted vanilla server
Version	1.21
Established	October 10th, 2020
Mods	TP to spawn, TP to home, TP back, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, Player/Mob Heads, Custom Nether Portals

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Infinity Cube Server?

The Infinity Cube Server is a whitelisted vanilla server for Minecraft, established on October 10th, 2020. It caters to experienced builders but welcomes all player types.

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy the game, build friendships, and maintain a long-running server experience. Experienced builders are preferred, but all are encouraged to apply.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on version 1.21 and will update to newer versions promptly. Chunks are periodically reset to keep the world fresh. The server has specific mods installed, and minimal restrictions on client-side mods.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

To join, join the Discord server (link provided), visit the website for more information, and fill out the application on the #smp-application channel.

CraftyClan: America’s Next First Family Server

America, America’s next first family, Americas, Campaign, CraftyClan, DYNASTY, election, family, Future, Government, History, influence, leadership, Legacy, long tail tag, next first family, Political, power, president, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, tradition, united states, White House

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Items Found:	5154	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	25
Zombie Dances:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Welcome to the most prestigious Minecraft server in all of the virtual world! Join us and become a part of America’s next first family – because who needs the White House when you can rule over your own pixelated kingdom?

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. Legend has it that they now sit on a throne made entirely out of diamond blocks, ruling over their subjects with an iron pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of creatures, from flying pigs to dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join America’s next first family and start your journey to virtual greatness today!

Renoir’s French-Approved Minecraft Server

art analysis, art appreciation, art commentary, art critique, art discussion, art evaluation, art history, art opinion, art review, famous painters, French art, French artist, french artists, French Impressionism, FrenchApproved, Impressionist painter, Minecraft, Pierre-Auguste Renoir, Renoir artwork, Renoir paintings, Renoirs, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchantments Applied:	234	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of art and adventure! Join us and immerse yourself in a world inspired by the one and only Pierre-Auguste Renoir.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a beautiful Renoir painting appears before your eyes! But be careful, because some of these paintings might come to life and challenge you to an epic paintball battle.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Renoir Ender Dragon, a majestic creature that breathes colorful fire and can only be defeated by wielding the power of a paintbrush.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner artist while embarking on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Twinless Family Fun Minecraft Server

Boundaries, childcare, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cousins, exhaustion, family, Frustration, Fun, Grandparents, holidays, Jealousy, Minecraft, parenting, possessiveness, relationships, Server, Siblings, Summer, travel, Twinless, Understanding, visitation

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	69	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of being used as a free daycare service during your own holidays? Do you want to avoid surprise visits from your brother’s kids while trying to enjoy some quality time with your own family? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can finally have some peace and quiet without being bombarded by unexpected guests. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any unwanted interruptions.

Escape the chaos of family drama and enjoy some much-needed alone time with your loved ones. Build, explore, and create memories without the hassle of being used as a babysitter. Say goodbye to exhausting family obligations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and reclaim your summer holidays from unwanted visitors. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CheckMateCraft

ah, Apology, Ban, CC receipts, CheckmateCraft, childfree, Cops, Divorce, dream job, Drunk, finances, friendship, hysterical, July 4th celebration, Kids, Lifestyle, lunch, millionaire husband, SAHM, separate check, Server, tip

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to worry about crazy friends causing chaos like Emily and her unruly kids.

Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind! No more splitting bills with entitled friends or dealing with drunk, hysterical visitors at your doorstep. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who just want to build, explore, and have a good time without any unnecessary drama.

Plus, we have exclusive in-game events where you can break your friend’s nose and finger (virtually, of course) without any real-life consequences. So come join us and leave all the craziness behind – because in our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks!

ToxicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is too nice and polite? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you toxic players out there! Join us if you enjoy griefing, trolling, and causing chaos wherever you go.

Our server is like a wild west town where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a middle finger? Go for it! Want to steal all your neighbor’s diamonds and blame it on a creeper? No problem! The only rule here is that there are no rules.

But that’s not all – we also have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ban someone from the server for a day. It’s like a virtual Thunderdome, but with more explosions and less Tina Turner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your toxic flag fly high, come join us today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – you’re gonna need it!

BlockyMadness

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	762597
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	3977	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches players into the sky and then drops them into a pit of lava? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is the perfect place for all you crazy builders out there who want to unleash your wildest imaginations.

We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches, but watch out for the hidden traps and surprise attacks from our resident ninja villagers. And if you’re feeling extra daring, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest attraction in town!

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and embrace your inner madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously unhinged fun!