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BS Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	175	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server in existence – join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

The horror

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	2246	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Items Found:	7449	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	150	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Ikara.gg

CruelCrafts

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Buildings Constructed:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Cruelcrafts.mc.gg

The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

City Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Animals Bred:	168	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Void Armor Forged:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

UNLAWFULGADGETS

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ores Mined:	7305	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Social Distancing Craft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Animals Bred:	141
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28

so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!