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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

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DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Towns Built:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

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Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

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GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

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firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7684
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3122	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	6888
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	81
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Votes:	1370
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

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Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3061	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Farms Harvested:	922	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br