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HistoricalFails Minecraft SMP

alternative history, ancient civilizations, famous figures, funny, HistoricalFails, History, humor, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical events, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, hypothetical social media, idiotic posts, internet humor, Minecraft, ridiculous posts, satire, silly, smp, social media, time periods, time travel, what if

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Void Armor Forged:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of boring old history books? Want to see what really went down in the past? Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate iconic moments in history with a hilarious twist! Watch as Julius Caesar tries to take a selfie with Brutus before getting backstabbed, or see Cleopatra accidentally tweet out her secret love letters to Mark Antony. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness history like never before – join us now for a laugh riot! #TimeTravelTuesdays #HistoricalHilarity

SovietCraft: Escape the West!

Asylum, bureaucracy, citizenship, Cultural differences, destructive, Escape, FLEEING, foreign nationals, Government, immigration, integration, Migration, policy, political asylum, process, Refugees, regulations, residency, russia, simplifies, SovietCraft, West, Western values

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we make escaping from ‘destructive’ western values as easy as eating a potato! in mother russia, we do not make you fill out boring paperwork or wait in long lines, we just hand you a pickaxe and send you on your way to build a new life in our pixelated paradise.

on our server, you can escape the capitalist pigs and embrace the true communist spirit by working together with your comrades to build glorious monuments and structures. forget about the western materialism, on our server, diamonds are shared equally among all players and everyone gets a fair chance to thrive.

join us now and experience the true freedom of mother russia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re living in a communist utopia?) come build, survive, and overthrow the bourgeoisie with us! da, comrade, da!

Pixel Horizon

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Divine Spears Created:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

PixelHorizon is a Hermitcraft like Minecraft server experience with our own spin.

We are a community focused SMP for more hardcore players, builders, and technical players.

Our goal is to try to grow a community of skilled and dedicated players to push the limits of what is possible in survival Minecraft.

5.9.216.88

Undead SMP

Ability, blocks, Buy, Defeat, Drop, Economy, Harder, Heads, Items, Minecraft, mobs, MobsPowers plugin, MONEY, play with friends, PvE, random people, Sell, Server, Shops, Survival, Towny, Undead SMP, UNDEAD.MC.GG, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to the Undead SMP! This server allows you to play with friends, or random people. Also, this has the MobsPowers plugin which makes mobs harder to defeat but will give you a ability and drop its head. You can also create shops for people to buy stuff off of you for money, and you can sell items or blocks for money aswell. UNDEAD.MC.GG

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Hexacomb: Where we promise not to sting like a Bee, 18+ Only! No honey, just good old vanilla fun!

active community, alt account allowed, Amplified Nether, Apply now, Bee, Bluemap, diamond-based economy, Discord, Exploration, Fun, Good, HermitCraft Inspired, Hexacomb, Honey, in-season stats, music discs, Nullsape, optimization mods, Player and mob head drops, Promise, Seasonal, self-promotion, smp, Staff Team, Sting, Terralith, Vanilla, world download

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	8411
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Hexacomb Season 5 Overview:

Server Features	Description
Fabric-Based Server	Custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass.
Unique Cosmetic Items	Hats, food, and weapon skins inspired by Hermitcraft.
Enhanced Interactions	Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat.
Server-Side Music	Customizable music discs for a unique experience.
World Map	Access the BlueMap LIVE World Map in your browser.
Player Economy	Diamond-based economy with no restrictions on trades or purchases.
Community	Active, tight-knit community with a helpful staff team.

FAQs:

How do I join Hexacomb Season 5?

To join Season 5, visit our Discord and follow the steps to apply: https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa.

What is the server’s age requirement?

Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a mature environment for adult players.

Are there any restrictions on trades or purchases?

The server operates on a diamond-based economy with no restrictions on trades or purchases.

Is there a limit on alt accounts?

Players are allowed one alt account for more flexibility in gameplay.

How can I access the world map?

You can access the BlueMap LIVE World Map in your browser for a visual representation of the server world.

Is there in-game voice chat available?

Yes, we offer In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interactions with other players.

Isaiah’s Block Party Minecraft Server

abroad, BLOCK, communities, cultural exchange, diaspora, Dispersion, Diversity, expatriates, Germans, Global, global citizenship, International, Isaiah 11:12, Isaiahs, Migration, Minecraft, multicultural, Overseas, Party, Population, Server, SETTLEMENT, transnational, Unity, world

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, fear not, because on our server, Germans are taking over the world! That’s right, we have German players forming communities in every corner of the Minecraft universe. From building giant beer steins to organizing sausage festivals, the Germans on our server know how to have a good time.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles between rival German factions. Will the Bavarians conquer the Berliners? Will the Swabians rise to power? Only time will tell on our wacky German-themed Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

License To Reproduce Minecraft SMP

abusive parents, approval for having kids, body rights, Certification, child welfare, children, daycare, educational courses, Eugenics, Family Planning, Genes, good genes, income requirements, License, licenses to reproduce, Minecraft, parenting, parenting qualifications, psychological evaluation, reproduce, reproductive rights, smp, teaching children

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Items Found:	4951	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the most elite parents can join? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a psychological evaluation, meet income requirements, and take educational courses before having kids in-game. We don’t want any idiotic, selfish parents ruining the virtual lives of their Minecraft children. Join us and be part of a community that values responsible parenting and eugenics in the virtual world. Your body, your right? Not on this server!

SisCraft: Abandonment Edition

abandonment, anxiety, Boundaries, career, Communication, controlling parents, Decision making, Edition, family, future plans, INDEPENDENCE, Job, mental health, moving out, personal space, relationships, Relocation, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, SisCraft, sister, Support, Therapy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5545	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being tracked and spammed by your sister like in this crazy story? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual world without any overbearing siblings following you around!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own adventure without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your sister tries to log in and read your virtual diary, she won’t find anything because it’s all about fun and games here!

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. See you there!

CatLoveInMinecraftSMP

Affection, Animals, Bonding, cat, CatLoveInMinecraftSMP, Companionship, cute, emotional connection, Feline, furry friend, Happiness, Heartwarming, love, loyalty, pet owner, pet parent, Pets, purring, realization, special bond, unconditional love

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8047
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll find out that your cat loves you when it starts building you a giant statue made entirely out of fish blocks! Yes, that’s right, our server is so magical that even your in-game pets will show their love in the most creative ways possible. So come on, join us and witness the purr-fect love story between you and your feline friends unfold in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

CraftyImprovements

Confidence, CraftyImprovements, Development, goals, habits, improvement mindset, learning, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, positivity, productivity, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, success, Time management, wellness

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Items Found:	4941
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a giant game of hide and seek where the seekers are giant creepers with party hats?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? Or maybe you’re in the mood to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Anything is possible on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

OktoberCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, annual event, bavaria, Beer, celebration, crowds, culture, Event, FESTIVAL, Food, germany, high security, Minecraft, Munich, Music, OktoberCraft, oktoberfest, police presence, Safety Measures, Server, tourist attraction, tradition, traditional costumes.

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	9743	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magic Items Found:	4143	Zombie Dances:	8

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of Oktoberfest every day! we have beer flowing like a waterfall and security tighter than a pickle jar lid! you’ll feel like you’re in germany, but without the expensive plane ticket! build your own beer garden and party all night with your virtual friends! who needs real life when you can have this kind of fun in minecraft?! come join us now and let the good times roll! prost! 🍻🎉