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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 7540 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1504 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
so, like, u know how biden was all like “nah, i ain’t runnin’ again”? well, like, all the foreign leaders were like “whaaaat? this is crazy, man!” they were, like, so shocked and stuff. they were all like “we gotta join this minecraft server to cope with this news, man.” so, like, u should totally join too, cuz, like, all the cool kids are doin’ it. plus, u can build a giant statue of biden in the game and pretend he’s still president. it’s gonna be hilarious, man. so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!
