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BlockyBedBloopers

awkward conversations, awkward positions, awkward sex, BlockyBedBloopers, comical mishaps, comical situations, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing noises, embarrassing sex stories, funny bloopers, funny fails, Funny Moments, hilarious encounters, humorous escapades, humorous experiences, ridiculous moments, silly anecdotes, silly mistakes, silly sex, unexpected interruptions, unexpected mishaps

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crops Grown:	6355
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Towns Built:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

1 thing he did wrong, blunder, Daisy, error, Fault, faux pas, Flaw, Minecraft, miscalculation, misdeed, mishap, misjudgment, misstep, mistake, name.., Offense, Oopsie, oversight, Server, slip-up, transgression, wrongdoing

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312

ANONYMOUS, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWAB and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. They danced the night away, dodging exploding dance moves and arrow shots like pros. It was a night to remember, until the party was crashed by a gang of zombie villagers demanding brain smoothies.

But that’s not all! On KWAB, you can also participate in our annual llama racing competition, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with flying chickens and exploding pigs. The winner gets a crown made out of diamond blocks and bragging rights for life!

So come join KWAB, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue ender dragon). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

XenosMC

armor sets, Bosses, cave mining, cells, custom mines, Dark Auction, ENERGY, Generators, GKits, Guards, king of the hill, Koth, Masks, meteors, Minecraft, Mini Games, Ore rushes, outposts, overworld bandits, Pickaxe Enchants, pickaxe upgrade, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, PvP enchants, Raiding, Raiding system, Server, shards currencies

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Minecraft Prions Server with a custom cave mining and pickaxe upgrade system. – Various custom mines, Meteors, and Ore rushes – Custom Guards – Custom energy and shards currencies – Custom Gkits – Custom Bosses – Custom Outposts – Custom Cells, Generators and Raiding system – Custom pvp and pickaxe enchants – Custom armor sets and masks – Custom overworld bandits – King Of The Hill (Koth) – Prestige and Pickaxe Prestige – Custom Dark Auction (Outbid other players)

play.xenosmc.net

ContentMine – 1.20.80-1.21.40 Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, bonus codes, BUILD, Community, ContentMine, creativity, Events, Friends, game modes, imagination, lags, Minecraft, Possibilities, Rewards, Server, smooth play, stable operation, Survival, Youtubers

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Animals Bred:	154
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magic Items Found:	8969
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

ContentMine is an exciting Minecraft server for all lovers of creativity and survival! Here you will find:A variety of game modes: from classic survival to creative mode. Friendly community: take part in events, build together with other players and find new friends. Unique features: bonus codes, special rewards, and YouTubers. Stable operation: the server is optimized for smooth play without lags. Join ContentMine and start your adventure in a world where the possibilities are limited only by your imagination! ?

Mc.contentmine.ru:25633

Middle Class Meltdown Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Class, Competition, consumerism, Corporations, Economic shift, Economy, Globalization, income, Job, market, Meltdown, middle, middle class, Minecraft, products, purchasing power, Relevance, Server, Technology, third worlders, Usa, wealth gap, Workforce

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ores Mined:	7603

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the middle class in the USA and third worlders making only 200 USD per year. Who will come out on top? Who will buy the corporations products? It’s a showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! ChatGPT is also in the mix, making everyone’s job irrelevant. Can you outsmart an AI and save the day? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride full of laughs, epic battles, and insane stories that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bear Market Minecraft SMP Money Making

10. Bear market profits, 11. Bear market portfolio management, 12. Bear market wealth building, 13. Bear market risk management, 14. Bear market asset allocation, 15. Bear market investment strategies, 16. Bear market economic indicators, 17. Bear market hedging techniques, 18. Bear market diversification, 19. Bear market income generation, 2. Investing in a bear market, 20. Bear market long term investing., 3. Making money in a downturn, 4. Stock market downturn, 5. Financial planning in a bear market, 6. Bear market investing tips, 7. Bear market opportunities, 8. Bear market trading, 9. Bear market survival, Bear, Bear market strategies, making, market, Minecraft, MONEY, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Items Found:	5043
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only way to make money is by mining and farming? Well, look no further because our server has a unique way for you to make bank even in a bear market!

Join our server and participate in our underground llama racing league! That’s right, we’ve trained llamas to race each other for your entertainment and betting pleasure. Place your bets on the fastest llama and watch as you rake in the diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground casino where you can try your luck at our custom mini-games like Creeper Roulette and Enderman Blackjack. Who knew gambling could be so fun in Minecraft?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves, join us now and start making money in the most insane ways possible!

DBL server

Adventures, Community, Community Focused, creativity, Cross-Play, DBL server, Economy, expand, Forge, Future, game modes, Minecraft, Path, PvE, PvP, Server, Shape, Survival, survival skills, tight-knit, Vanilla, world

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Magic Items Found:	1092
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Join DBL – a tight-knit, community-focused Minecraft survival server. Starting small, we plan to expand with more game modes as our community grows. Dive into a world where your creativity and survival skills will forge your path and shape the future adventures that await!”

24.66.27.62

Blocky Fantasy Minecraft Server

ap, Auto Summon Select, blocky, bp, C. Quatre, C. Zooey, Campaign Quest, Christmas Messages, Clashes special, crew directory., Daily Single draw, Estarriola, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, FAQ, Feather Daily Point skin, Friend Summon Select, gbf, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, Granblue Fantasy General, helpful links, Holy Night’s Starring Light, Host cost, login crystals, Michael, Minecraft, Old Bonds, Qol, Ramen Travels with Cassius, Replicard Defender, Rewind weapon, ROADMAP, rp, Server, Tales of Arcarum, unite & fight, Water Favored, Winter Special, XP..

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	5634	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2792	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Emeralds Found:	4178	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than C. Zooey’s Light element? Look no further! Our server is so fire, even C. Quatre would approve! Join now and experience the Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit for Michael – available for a limited time only until 12/26! 🎅🔥

But wait, there’s more! Our Granblue Fantasy Winter Special event is in full swing, with daily single draws, 200 login crystals, and insane bonuses like 1.5x RP/XP, ½AP/BP, and ½ Host cost. Plus, we’ve got Clashes special events and even a Replicard Defender +1 – because why not?

Feeling the heat? Our Extra Drops Campaign for Fire elements will have you burning up the leaderboard from 12/15 to 12/21. And with our quality of life updates like rewind weapon & summon sales, auto summon select, and even a Feather Daily Point skin, you’ll be living your best Minecraft life in no time.

Join us for the side story “Old Bonds” and get ready for the upcoming Unite & Fight event – Water Favored, baby! And mark your calendars for Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, where the hype is so real, it’ll make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

Ready to start your adventure? Just head to our website in any Chromium-based browser and let the fun begin! And don’t forget to check out our FAQ for all the answers to your burning questions – because we’ve got your back, like a trusty diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of epic quests, insane battles, and more memes than you can shake a Creeper at. See you in-game, adventurer! 🎮🔥