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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Look no further, because our server is the proud home of the most ridiculous inventions in the world! Join us and witness the glory of the “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players for maximum chaos and laughs. But that’s not all, our server also boasts the “TNT Rollercoaster” – a thrilling ride that will have you screaming with delight as you zoom through loops and twists while dodging explosive obstacles. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us now and experience the stupidity for yourself!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Towns Built:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

play.tartaruscore.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Potions Brewed:	181	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6281	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
New Chunks Explored:	178762	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Emeralds Found:	8761	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Farms Harvested:	555	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!