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ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

SkinSwapCraft

body image, Body transformation, deep introspection, existentialism, Gender Identity, Identity, Individuality, Inner desires, Life decisions, life purpose, personal choice, personal growth, philosophical questions, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, SkinSwapCraft, Soul searching, Spiritual beliefs

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

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Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

1.20.1, Automate, Avatar, Biomes, Chaos, Combat, continents, Country, creating, Creative, Discord, DISHES, island state, Islands, long-term players, Machinery, Minds.., Modded, Modpack, Performance Mods, quality of life, smp, spellcasting, SURVIVE, Terrain generation, Tools, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	914631	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Power of Creation Server Overview

Server Type	Modded SMP
Preferred Age	18+
Location	UK
Main Content Mods	Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

2. What is the focus of the server?

The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

3. What makes this server unique?

The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, body odor, body odor myths, cleanliness, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural misconceptions, cultural norms, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, curry, hand washing, hygiene, hygiene practices, indian culture, Indians, Minecraft, offensive remarks, personal habits, personal hygiene, Server, Stereotypes, STINKY

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4476	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Crops Grown:	3302

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

ParentalPanicCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Runes Activated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Towns Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKims, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9982
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyCreeperz420

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Runes Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Broadband Binge Craft

Australia, Binge, BMI, Broadband, broadband adoption, connectivity, correlation, Craft, data analysis, digital age, health, health implications, internet speeds, Males, obesity rates, public health, research, sedentary lifestyle, statistics, study, Technology, weight gain, young adults

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Votes:	5802
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	3

Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!