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RumorCraft: I Can’t Even Mine, Bro!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Farms Harvested:	690
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Have you heard the rumour that I once built a giant statue of a potato on a Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s totally true! And if you join our server, you can help me build an even bigger statue of a giant flying spaghetti monster made entirely out of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Mooshroom Madness: Where the Cows Are Brown and the Creepers Are Confused

agriculture, Animals, BROWN, brown animals, brown cows, cattle, color, Confused, Cows, CREEPERS, Farm, HERD, Livestock, madness, Mooshroom, Nature, perfectly red, perfectly red cows, prediction, Prophecy, prophecy dictates, red, red cows

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of boring old red mushrooms in Minecraft? Well, our server is here to shake things up with BROWN mushrooms! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about mushrooms because these bad boys are BROWN and ready to party. The prophecy has spoken and it demands perfectly BROWN mushrooms for the ultimate gaming experience. Join our server now and witness the magic of the BROWN mushroom revolution!

CraftyNikke’s LOL Mine #2110

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary, co-op, Costume Passes, CraftyNikkes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Land Eater, Links, lol, new players, Optimization, PC, POPULARITY POLL, Special Recruit, Stream, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll where you can vote for the weirdest mob to be added to the game! And don’t miss our 1.5th Anniversary Stream, where we’ll be revealing our top-secret plans for a giant cake-shaped world!

But that’s not all – we have optimization updates that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a buttered pig sliding down a rainbow! And don’t forget about our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” where you have to defeat a horde of dancing zombies in disco armor!

Join now and get exclusive access to our Special Recruit Bay, where you can recruit a llama with a jetpack and a monocle! And coming soon, our upcoming Special Recruit will be a talking potato that shoots laser beams from its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!

Black, Black women, CraftyCelibates, Escape, friendzone, involuntary celibates, Jobless, live with parents, love for video games, Minecraft, never been approached, never had a boyfriend, no friends, shut-in, terminally online, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	171
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12

Are you tired of being a shut-in with no friends and a love for video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of a vibrant community where you can make friends, find love, and even land a job (in-game, of course). Who needs the real world when you can live your best life in our virtual paradise? Say goodbye to your parents’ basement and hello to endless adventures on our server!

Lost in Blocks for Eons

Arrival, been here, blocks, continuous, DURATION, Enduring, eons, extended, extended period, extended stay, how long, Lasting, length, lingering, Lost, ongoing, Period, PERSISTENT, PRESENCE, Prolonged, Residence, stay, Time

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Ores Mined:	7143	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

Oh, honey, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a family reunion at the TNT factory.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, or just hang out with a community of players who are as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like their bones are made of rubber.

So, how long have you been here? Not long enough, my friend. Not long enough.

ChudCraft: Where the Thicc Childbearing Hips and Thighs Rule the Land!

beauty standards, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shape, body standards, childbearing, childbearing hips, ChudCraft, chuds, Cultural differences, culture, Diversity, fertility, Gender Roles, genetics, hips, Land, physical features, reproductive health, rule, societal norms, Stereotypes, thicc, thighs, women’s bodies

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have chuds with thicc childbearing hips and thighs galore, ready to take on any adventure with you. Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a chud or two! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Noobs, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Pros, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of virtual VTubers who are taking over the blocky world with their crazy antics!

From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who builds the most epic castles you’ve ever seen, to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who pranks unsuspecting players with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and virtual shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual madness begin!

DragonLigma2: The Epic Minecraft Server Where He Boughted Dragons >:D

action, Adventure, boughted, dragon slayer, DragonLigma2, dragons, dragons ligma 2, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gtd, Heroes, ligma, Magic, Minecraft, mythical creatures, mythical world, Quest, role playing, Sequel, Server, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	1174
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old dragons? Well, look no further because our server has dragons with ligma 2! That’s right, these dragons have ligma 2 and they’re not afraid to use it. Join now for the chance to battle these ligma-infested dragons and claim your rightful place as the Dragon Slayer!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs like to get down and boogie. Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional enderman. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Creeper Chaos

Alt-Right, Chaos, conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, creeper, Cultural preservation, current events, demographic change, far right, great replacement, Hate Speech, immigration, mass invasion, online forums, POL, Political Correctness, racism, social media, spics, white genocide, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they talk about is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! We don’t just build houses, we build entire civilizations and go on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so wild that even /pol/ doesn’t talk about the mass invasion of spics here! That’s right, we’re so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum can’t handle us. So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a spic, in which case, maybe stay away).

Blocky Ink Adventures – Splatoon-inspired Minecraft Fun!

Adventures, Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Fresh Season, Fun, Gear, ink, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Splatooninspired, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in ink? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate splat-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for epic battles, crazy Splatfests, and more squid-tastic fun than you can shake a paint roller at!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where you can choose to be a Baby Chick, Li’l Bunny, or Bear Cub and battle it out in the ultimate showdown! Who will reign supreme? Only the squids will tell!

But that’s not all – we have the latest patch notes, gear catalogs, and weapon databases to keep you up to date on all things splat-tastic. Plus, our build analyzer will help you perfect your skills and dominate the competition like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and experience the ink-sanity for yourself! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your paintbrush and get ready to splat your way to victory!

PixelPickleCraft

Confidence, DATING, dating challenges, dating culture, emotional well being, gender dynamics, Loneliness, love life, mental health, personal growth, PixelPickleCraft, rejection, relationships, romantic struggles, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Single life, social dynamics, societal expectations, societal pressures

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4152	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being single again! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated princesses just waiting for their blocky prince charming to come sweep them off their square feet.

Join our server and experience a love life like never before! You’ll be crafting diamond rings, building heart-shaped houses, and going on romantic adventures with your virtual bae. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never break up with you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our server where love is just a /tp away! Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find true love in the world of blocks and mobs!