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Ridiculous Excuses

  • ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

    ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

    So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExHubLangAppNoCanSpeakEng Minecraft Server

    ExHubLangAppNoCanSpeakEng Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

    Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

    So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

    ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

    Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

    MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

    CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SubVIval

    SubVIval

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a faction server, we do a lot of activities and we mostly speak Spanish, we have a decent spawn and we need users.

    subvivalmc.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Wolfdenmc

    Wolfdenmc

    New Minecraft Servers

    ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʟꜰᴅᴇɴᴍᴄᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ: 1.19.4ꜱᴛʏʟᴇ: LIFESTEAL SMP───────────────────────────────ᴏᴜʀ ᴇxᴄʟᴜꜱɪᴠᴇ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ:30 ᴘ | ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ $!► ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴘʀᴇꜰɪxᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀɢꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴇᴍᴘᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ► ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ 200 ────────────────────ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇɴ! – ᴡᴏʟꜰᴅᴇɴᴍᴄ.ɴᴇᴛᴊᴏɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏʀᴅ! – https://discord.io/wolfdenmcᴄʜᴇᴄ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇʙꜱɪᴛᴇ! – https://www.wolfdenmc.net

    wolfdenmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Witchery Mystic and Magic

    Witchery Mystic and Magic

    New Minecraft Servers

    Witchery: Mystic & Magick is a modded Minecraft 1.7.10 magic-fantasy PvE server with optional PvP and roleplay. Our focus mod is “Witchery” by Emoniph.

    Modpack Highlights: – Summon demons, ride a magic broom, become a vampire or werewolf, and more with Witchery! – Breed unicorns, pegasi, and other magical horses each with their own unique powers! – Enjoy a fantastical natural environment full of new biomes and expanded villages! – Brew booze with potion effects and make cheeses with Growthcraft: Community Edition! – Stave off hunger with challenging new food and hunger mechanics and Pam’s Harvestcraft! – Mark your base with heraldic banners and decorate it with hundreds of thematic objects! – Face new versions of your favorite mobs in the wild and in underground roguelike dungeons! – Let your skin show, use cosmetic armor, or use a custom player model with horns, wings, and more!

    Currently we run a graylist system in which new players can join any time, but they have limited permissions until they join the Discord server and prove that they’ve read the rules (listed on our website.) After joining the discord they can choose their PvP or PvE role and begin!

    Modpack download and installation instructions are on our website. Please join us and say hello!

    155.94.186.3:25567

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP