ridiculous excuses – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP
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Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

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ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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ExHubLangAppNoCanSpeakEng Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!
Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!
So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!
Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”
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Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

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CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild
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Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

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🌌 Welcome to AstroRealms – Your Ultimate Space-Themed Minecraft Adventure! 🌌
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Are you ready to embark on a galactic journey like no other? Join AstroRealms, a unique space-themed Minecraft server where each game mode is a different planet waiting to be explored! Our hub is a futuristic space station that connects you to various immersive worlds.🛡️ Middle School Lifesteal 🛡️Experience the thrill of Lifesteal SMP with our custom core plugin crafted in-house! Engage in intense PvP battles, eliminate players to steal their hearts, and rise to dominance. But beware – lose all your hearts and face a temporary ban. Fear not, as fellow players can revive you using a Revive Beacon, bringing you back into the fray!
Features:
🏝️ Skyblock 🏝️Build your floating island from scratch and thrive in this sky-high challenge. Expand, gather resources, and become the ultimate Skyblock master!⛏️ Prison ⛏️Mine, trade, and rise through the ranks in Metallo, our intense prison server experience. Progress through the prison system and achieve freedom.🌍 OneBlock 🌍Start with one block and expand your island to create your own sky paradise in Oblivia. Test your creativity and survival skills in this unique game mode.🛏️ BedWars 🛏️Protect your bed and eliminate other teams in Fortressa, our strategic PvP game. Gather resources, fortify your base, and conquer your opponents.🌠 Hub – The Space Station 🌠Our hub is a state-of-the-art space station, serving as the gateway to all our exciting game modes. From the windows, you can view the different planets, each with its own unique environment and challenges. Use the drop pods to travel seamlessly between worlds and immerse yourself in the AstroRealms experience.🚀 Join AstroRealms Today! 🚀Get ready for an exhilarating, action-filled Minecraft adventure. Whether you prefer the thrill of PvP battles, the challenge of Skyblock, or the strategic gameplay of BedWars, AstroRealms has something for everyone.
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Explore the universe with us at AstroRealms. See you in the stars!
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WaveyCraft – Surfing through Pixels
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with a bang! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.
Imagine this: you’re exploring a vast, breathtaking world filled with mysterious creatures and hidden treasures. But wait, there’s a twist – you have to battle the Crownless to unlock special codes and emotes! It’s like a quest straight out of a fantasy novel, but with a Minecraft twist.
And that’s not all! Our server is so epic that it has its own cinematic trailers. Yes, you heard that right. You can watch epic cinematics like “Waking of a World” and “Saving Light” that will leave you on the edge of your seat.
But the fun doesn’t stop there. We also have polls where you can vote on the next big event in the server, and even a banner to show off your dedication to our crazy community.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. Don’t miss out on the fun – download the client now and let the madness begin!

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VileCraft: Where even the creepers are disgusted by our creations!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to leave!
Join us for epic battles against hordes of killer bunnies, build a house out of flying pigs, and ride a llama into battle against a giant zombie chicken boss.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground where all the mobs go to dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

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Strom-MC
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To connect to Bedrock, read and watch a short tutorial at: https://www.strom-mc.xyz/#faq
For Simple voice chat to work, join through this IP: 176.9.21.19:25663
play.strom-mc.xyz

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SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server
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The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
mxcd.vanillaboxmc.ru

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Nightmare on SMP Street: Where Towny, Jobs, and Auctions Happen! 1.20.1 Edition

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Server Name	Nightfall
Server Type	Minecraft Java Server
Features	Dynmap 30k World Border each direction from spawn Several Towns already built, join a town or start your own! Nether roof enabled Sleep Percentage 10 Homes to set Jobs (Earn money to expand your town or buy from auction house) Render Distance 12 Hard difficulty Explosion damage reversion in overworld Admin play in survival unless required otherwise Easy to understand command list in discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Nightfall server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server at nightfallmc.org

Q: Is the server PvP enabled?

A: Currently, towns are safe from battle, but in the future, we hope to incorporate towny wars where nations can battle for resources.

Q: How many players are currently active on the server?

A: We have about 10 core players who are playing daily.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the Nightfall server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules posted on our Discord server for all players to follow.

Q: Can I suggest new ideas for the server?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players and always take them into consideration for future updates.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Nightfall?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/kgdRCfDPfs

Blocky BFFs
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a generic Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally find a new character to love and identify with!
Join us and become a majestic unicorn warrior, riding into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond-encrusted sword. Or maybe you prefer to be a mischievous leprechaun, causing chaos and stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Will you join his loyal subjects and feast on potato-based delicacies every day? Or will you challenge his rule and try to steal his throne for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced! And who knows, you might just find a new character to love and identify with along the way.

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Pixel Peen Paradise – Minecraft Server for the Memelords #420
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd and outrageous fun in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ Fat Cock edition.
Are you over 18 and looking for some wild avatar resources? Look no further! We’ve got anime models, tech from Gumroad (furry thread is down the block), and a guide to avatars utilizing the VCC that will blow your mind.
But wait, there’s more! Download VRC Fury to simplify toggles/animations, set up SPS sockets automatically with Wholesome SPS configurator, and get ready for some funny noises with Custom PCS and LMS.
Want to enable various facial expressions with shapekeys based on your hand positions? Check out ComboGestureExpressions! And don’t forget to connect your CoIP devices to VRC with OSCGoesBrrr for some Coom over IP action.
Feeling adventurous? Try out NSFWGogoLoco for some 3 pointers, update your poiyomi shader with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40, and give yourself jiggling titties or a floppy cock with the Physbones tutorial.
Looking for male/boy models or related assets for your base? We’ve got you covered. And don’t miss out on our tierlist to see where you rank in the lewd world.
Join us for our upcoming events and get ready to dive into a world of virtual reality like never before. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

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Momma’s Minecraft Mayhem
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Are you tired of your daughter getting picked on in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, MY daughter can beat up YOUR daughter! That’s right, our PvP arena is filled with epic battles between parents and their kids. Join now and watch as your daughter becomes the ultimate Minecraft warrior, crushing all her foes with ease. Plus, we have a special “Mom vs. Dad” event every Saturday where parents can duke it out in a battle for household supremacy. So why wait? Join our server today and show the world that your daughter is the toughest kid on the block!

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Kevin Nash’s Minecraft Mansion: Where Heat is Always on the Menu!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-cha! Our server is so wild that even Kevin Nash himself couldn’t handle the madness.
But that’s not all! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Gerald who will guide you on your adventures.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for Vince McMahon Jr. – rumor has it he’s building a wrestling ring made entirely out of obsidian!

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