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CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	1314	Alien Abductions:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6897
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ores Mined:	5958	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

CalvoMC

bedrock edition, Creative, cubecraft, Economy, Factions, hive, hypixel, java edition, mineplex, Minigames, multiplayer, play.pvpland.org, Plugins, PvP, pvpwars, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, SparkSMP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9886
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	85
Mines Excavated:	2365	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

bald skywars server to play with your bald friends ‘-‘, that’s it; Don’t be a bald person because nobody likes that.

mc-calvo.duckdns.org

July mc

25568, 4Fun, cloud, Ip:, julihost, july mc, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Server IP: mc.julihost.cloud:25568

mc.julihost.cloud:25568

Earth SMP: Where tryhards are stuck walking in circles

admin team, Circles, Code, Custom Recipes, Discord, donation setup, Dyn Map, Earth, Economy, Events, grindy, Minecraft, Modded, nukes, Playerbase, Plugins, Progression, Server, SevTech ages, smp, Stuck, supplies, Territory, TRYHARDS, Walking

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Potions Brewed:	44	Zombie Dances:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Minecraft Modded Earth SMP Server Overview

Server Features	Description
Modded Gameplay	Similar mods to Sevtech Ages with a gradual progression system
Custom Recipes	Added custom recipes for unique gameplay
Events & Economy	Occasional events and an economy system for territory and supplies
Admin Team	Looking for admins to help manage the server
Donation Setup	Consistent donations needed to keep the server running

FAQs

1. How much does it cost to play on the server?

The server will have a donation setup of around $25 a month to cover costs.

2. What mods will be included in the server?

The server will have mods similar to Sevtech Ages for a unique gameplay experience.

3. Can players suggest mods or changes to the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for mods and changes, which will be put up for a vote among the community.

4. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, the Discord server link is provided in the overview above for players to join and discuss setup.

Imperialism VS Hypixel

alliance formation, cartographic exploration, city founding, civilization creation, cultural assimilation, diplomatic negotiation, Earth, earth exploration, Economy, empire crafting, empire expansion, geographic strategy, geographical warfare, geography conquest, global conquest, MCMMO, Nation building, political manipulation, PvP, real world simulation, Roleplay, Survival, territorial control, Towny, towny adventure, world domination

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5953	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Hypixel	Imperialism
Pros	Pros
Large player base	Unique concept of exploring real earth map
Wide variety of minigames and activities	Ability to form empires and nations
Regular updates and events	Player-driven economy and politics
Well-established community	Realistic map scale
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players	May have a smaller player base
Sometimes experiences lag due to high player count	Less variety in terms of minigames and activities

FAQ

Question: How many players can each server accommodate?	Answer: Hypixel can accommodate thousands of players while Imperialism may have a smaller player base.
Question: What makes Imperialism unique compared to Hypixel?	Answer: Imperialism offers a unique concept of exploring a 1:750 scale map of the real earth and forming empires and nations with a player-driven economy and politics.
Question: Are there regular updates and events on both servers?	Answer: Yes, both servers provide regular updates and events to keep the players engaged.
Question: Which server has a more well-established community?	Answer: Hypixel is known for its large player base and well-established community, while Imperialism may have a smaller but dedicated community.

Blocky Banter Bunker

banter, blocky, built, built for BWC, built for BWC thread, Bunker, bwc, long trail tag, Thread

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2376	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8993
Buildings Constructed:	43	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was built for the BWC thread – that’s right, the Bananas With Cheese thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground banana farm where you can harvest bananas to trade with other players. But be careful, the cheese monsters might try to steal your bananas!

2. We have a giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing delicious melted cheese all over the landscape. You can even use it to make cheese armor to protect yourself from the evil banana bandits.

3. Our server has a custom mini-game called “Cheeseball Wars” where you ride giant cheeseballs and try to knock other players off their cheeseballs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bananas and cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of Bananas With Cheese!

Melina’s Schizo Server: Where Reality and Minecraft Collide!

collide, Conspiracy, controversial, Fags, Fans, Femboy, Identity, internet, melina, Melinas, Minecraft, miquella, Mystery, Reality, Reveal, Schizo, schizo theory, sense, Server, Shit post, speculation, St. Trina, Surprise, theory, True, Twist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	7983	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Buildings Constructed:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9104
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because on our server, we have a theory that will make you believe that Melina is actually St. Trina, and by extension, Miquella. Join us and become a part of this wild conspiracy theory – plus, all Melina fans are automatically deemed femboy enjoying Fags. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

IronPick Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Simple UK based survival server with economy, spawn shop, lockable chests, jail and land ownership. Welcome, goodbye and good luck!

ironpick.apexmc.co

Brich network

Crates, Events, LifeSteal, Ranks

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

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ind.endernodes.com

OHT is looking for you! But we’ll only let you in if you can pronounce “whitelist” correctly!

2019, Active mods, Anime, Community, Consensual wars, CORRECTLY, Discords, easter eggs, Events, Ex-server, Lore, managers, Map Download, Mature individuals, Minigames, Nations, OHT, Otaku, pronounce, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Wide spawn area

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Potions Brewed:	131
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Overview of Otaku Heart SMP

Features
Wide and lovely spawn area
Events
Nations
Consensual wars
Spawn minigames
Active mods
Map download every end season
Lore & Easter eggs

Disclaimer: The Minecraft server is combined with our already existing anime discord server, but we keep the communities separated. We also highly prefer mature individuals.

Join us here.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is this a vanilla SMP server?	Yes, it is a pure vanilla SMP server for Bedrock edition.
Are there any special events or activities on the server?	Yes, we have events, nations, consensual wars, spawn minigames, and more.
Can I download the map at the end of each season?	Yes, you can download the map at the end of each season.
Is there any lore or Easter eggs on the server?	Yes, we have lore and Easter eggs for players to discover.
Do I need to join the anime discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	No, the Minecraft server is combined with the anime discord server, but the communities are kept separated.
What type of players are preferred on the server?	We highly prefer mature individuals to join our server.

AnonCraft: The Mystery Server

AnonCraft, Mystery, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Votes:	1311
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our insane custom-made mini-games like “TNT Dodgeball” and “Zombie Pigman Racing”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken jitsu. Trust us, you’ll never look at a chicken the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!